merithaled
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merithaled adj. Drunk and reduced to an interval between two coherent stretches of the evening. merithallused adj. Drunk to the point where every pause between conversations becomes a complete social unit.
meritlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to find no merit in any proposal except remaining exactly where you are. meritmongered adj. Drunk past the point of relying on merit for salvation, but still soliciting it from bystanders. meritocracied (/mɛɹɪˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk beyond believing that talent governs proceedings, while promoting whoever holds the crisps. Hildia was meritocracied, appointing the best dancer to control the music and the worst to carry drinks. meritocrated adj. Drunk in a way that makes you advocate rule by talent, then appoint yourself on that basis. Krishani was meritocrated, arguing for ability-based leadership before declaring herself chair of the sofa. meritocratismed adj. Describing a drinker who ranks everyone at the table by supposed ability, including the bar staff. meritorious masted adj. A drinker who convenes a formal hearing to praise one unfortunate companion for pouring the round correctly. meritoriousnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor kindness receives a citation and an address to the room. Gadsden became meritoriousnessed and thanked Keoshia for passing the salt as though accepting a national honour. meriyasued adj. The state of being drunk and providing an unsolicited musical score for every conversation nearby. Draike got meriyasued and supplied ominous accompaniment while Latrise looked for the cloakroom. merjeted adj. The condition of a drinker who uses a dangling object to establish both the time and the table's true level. Jaretta became merjeted and surveyed the room with a key on a shoelace while Joacim apologised. merked adj. Having drunk more than the household boundary can reasonably contain. merkheted adj. The drunkenness of one who takes a plumb line to the evening and finds everyone hanging slightly wrong. Brightyn went merkheted and tested the table's level while Tawauna retrieved the measuring cord. merkided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, damp person who treats the edge of the dance floor as an ocean. Varun became merkided and asked Anis whether the carpet had tides. merkingdomed adj. Loosened by drink into a private realm where every companion is granted a title and no decision is binding. Cromer became merkingdomed and made Jozelynn treasurer of the crisps.
merkinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the appointed ruler of a watery kingdom, issuing decrees to anyone within earshot.
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