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merrythoughted (/ˈmɛɹɪθɔːtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with a wishbone's optimism despite the evidence against it. mersacidinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking as though the evening had left a particular antibiotic in the bloodstream. Nakeya was mersacidinned by breakfast, treating the water jug as a course of essential medicine. mersalyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the morning's metallic aftertaste with chemical precision. mersawaed adj. Still drunk, and waking with the heavy, resinous patience of timber left out in tropical rain. mersed (/mɜːsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently surveying every puddle as a coastline. mershed (/[mɝʃ]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every questionable idea as commercially viable. Krisna got mershed and offered the landlord a profitable scheme involving crisps. mersheted adj. You have drunk enough to impose a medieval departure fee on the person taking the last coat. Jometh was mersheted and charged Kahlynn for removing the only warm coat. mersioned adj. The state of being drunk and immersed in the coat pile, from which the journey home is no longer urgent. mersistered adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a family connection to anyone with a damp coat. Igor became mersistered and introduced the rain-soaked stranger as his distant relative. mersked adj. Slowed by drink to a marshy pace, yet certain every hesitant step is deliberate. Sydnye went mersked and explained each pause as careful northern navigation. mersnaked adj. Drunk and confidently pursuing a winding route through furniture, ankles and conversation. Tremelle went mersnaked between the chairs, hissing advice about personal space. merswined adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every curved silhouette as a porpoise, using the shorter name with authority. mertansined adj. Drunk to the point where every friendly suggestion is treated as a lethal intervention. Adom became mertansined and described the taxi driver's advice as medically aggressive. merteened adj. Drunk enough to mistake adolescent certainty for expertise on every subject. merthiolated adj. Drunk past the point of regarding disinfectant, or any warning label, as discouragement. Derna became merthiolated and proposed antiseptic as a sensible nightcap. mertiatided adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the kidneys, like the evening, may require imaging.