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mesangioblasted adj. Having drunk more than the room's walls can support, and leaning against the largest available surface. Cademon became mesangioblasted beside the bar, supported by the wall and a patient friend. mesangiolysised adj. Of a drinker: the supporting structures have dissolved, leaving the person spread gently across the sofa. mesangiospermed adj. Of a drinker who has flowered unexpectedly in the kitchen and now requires watering. mesangiumed adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a thin supporting layer around every remaining fragment of sense. Lateya was mesangiumed around the glass of water, protecting it as though it were vital tissue. mesarchied adj. A drinker who develops in both directions at once: towards the kitchen and away from it. Jaffer was mesarchied, advancing towards the water while retreating steadily into the sofa. mesaticephalied adj. The state of being drunk and broad-minded in the literal, unhelpful sense. Khyri was mesaticephalied on the sofa, making the cushion appear unusually narrow. mesaticephalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has broadened into a convenient resting surface. Nashawn was mesaticephalismed on the sofa, balancing a glass of water on his own forehead. mesaxonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped himself round the sofa so closely that contact is continuous. mescal beaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly declaring the poisonous shrub a suitable test of character. Crosley was mescal beaned, lecturing the beer garden on dangerous shrubs. mescalined (/ˈmɛs.kəl.ɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and seeing the pub's familiar furniture as a succession of visionary ceremonies. Kelty remained mescalined, asking whether the fruit machine had always glowed. mescalinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a peyote cactus from a particularly determined houseplant. Boysie was mescalinned and apologised to the cactus beside the fire exit. mescalismed adj. Having drunk enough to seek a psychedelic explanation for the decorative beans on the bar mat. mescalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the agave plant in the corner as a fellow regular. mesced adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen for a distant landscape and the sofa for transport. Tunde got mesced and asked whether the kitchen was still moving away from him. mesclumed adj. Having drunk more than enough to call a bowl of mixed leaves a substantial supper. Grenville was mesclumed and ordered dressing for the crisps. mesclunned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small leaf as a separate course.