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MexiCoked (/ˈmɛksɪkəʊkd/) adj. Still drunk, and fizzing with enough misplaced certainty to mistake a wobble for propulsion. Travone was MexiCoked, taking the stairs briskly until the banister supplied a contrary opinion. Mexicaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a historical approximation of oneself, particularly when attempting to stand still. Jamaris was Mexicaed, preserving an ancient upright posture for no more than three seconds. Mexican Americanned adj. You are drunk and negotiating two incompatible directions at once, usually near a staircase. Dionte was Mexican Americanned, insisting he was going up while carefully descending. Mexican Flued adj. Of a drinker who has become airborne with drink, travelling between tables by uncertain draught. Jaydenmatthew was Mexican Flued after last orders, carried towards the exit by the opening door. Mexican Hairlessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat is optional and the cold is treated as theoretical. Macaria arrived Mexican Hairlessed, having left her jacket somewhere between the bar and the taxi. Mexican Influenzaed adj. Emboldened by drink to spread rapidly through the room, leaving every table affected by the conversation. Averyana became Mexican Influenzaed after the third round and visited every table before departing. Mexican bean beetled adj. Describing a drinker who crawls persistently through the evening, troubling every available surface. Lucymae was Mexican bean beetled, advancing across the carpet by determined, irregular stages. Mexican beaned adj. Of a drinker who has rounded out at the knees and settled heavily into the nearest chair. Brenea was Mexican beaned, compacting gently beside the coat stand after the second flight. Mexican beeched adj. A drinker who has grown tall, rooted, and difficult to move without disturbing the furniture. Gloriane was Mexican beeched beside the doorway, upright but no longer usefully mobile. Mexican breakfasted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's nourishment consists of water, smoke and a firm refusal of toast. Chrisean woke Mexican breakfasted, holding a cigarette in one hand and rejecting eggs with the other. Mexican browned adj. The state of being drunk and moving with the dark, unsteady opacity of a corridor light left off. Alaini was Mexican browned, speaking softly and finding the banister by repeated contact. Mexican bush saged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become drought-tolerant, shrubby, and decorated with unexplained velvet. Annie-may was Mexican bush saged, compact beside the bar and unexpectedly soft at the elbows. Mexican buttonbushed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rounded off at the edges and gathered an audience of small, fixed stares. Caspar was Mexican buttonbushed, standing in the hall with every button and eye accounted for. Mexican car washed adj. Reduced by drink to a person apparently cleaned by rain, with no reliable control over direction or speed. Mathis was Mexican car washed, damp at the cuffs and sliding towards the wrong doorway. Mexican chickadeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and perching quietly on the back of a chair, fluffing out against the evening. Gabrielle became Mexican chickadeed beside the coat stand, watching the room from above the umbrellas. Mexican cypressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rooted beside the pub door, too tall and still for the journey home. Kaysi stood Mexican cypressed beneath the awning while everyone else collected their coats.