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mesonetworked adj. Drunk enough to connect every small pub observation into one comprehensive, mostly inaccurate report. Gibril was mesonetworked, linking the jukebox, rain and empty crisps into a single briefing. mesonicsed adj. You are drunk and expounding the behaviour of subatomic particles to someone polishing a glass. Berenis got mesonicsed and explained mesons to the barman's empty stool. mesoniumed adj. Of a drinker: assembled from one small charged thing and an electron, then left in the cutlery drawer. mesonivirused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complicated internal contagion and passed it chiefly to the karaoke machine. Hayaan became mesonivirused and infected the karaoke queue with a ballad from 1998. mesonned (/ˈmɛs.ɒnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into two nearly equal halves, each convinced the other should buy the next round. mesonormed adj. Describing a drinker who has attained the average mineral composition of a rock, and now resembles the patio. Masato was mesonormed by midnight and sat with geological dignity on the paving stones. mesonotumed adj. You have drunk enough to present a broad, exposed upper surface to proceedings. mesonychianed adj. A drinker who has reverted to an extinct carnivore, particularly when someone approaches the last sausage roll. Larhonda got mesonychianed and guarded the sausage rolls with prehistoric seriousness. mesonychided adj. A drinker so far gone that an extinct carnivore appears the most orderly explanation for the behaviour. mesopalliumed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the middle of the brain while insisting this is where the coat belongs. Illias was mesopalliumed and placed his coat carefully upon the television. mesoparasited adj. The condition of a drinker who has anchored themselves partly inside the host, usually by leaning on the person beside them. Cap was mesoparasited against the host's shoulder before the second song ended. mesoparasitismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a partial lodging in another person and calls it sociability. Tiyonna was mesoparasitismed, embedded in the armchair's owner by half past ten. mesopaused adj. Reduced by drink to the atmospheric boundary where warmth reaches its minimum, namely the bathroom floor. mesopectused adj. Softened by drink into a small structural plate, suitable for supporting one elbow at the bar. mesopelagic zoned adj. Loosened by drink into the dim middle ocean, where conversation becomes faint but the snacks remain visible. Tavona was mesopelagic zoned beneath the lights, speaking softly to the bowl of nuts. mesopelagicked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you drifting below the bright surface of the morning.