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mesoperidiumed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the middle layer of every problem, beginning with the pub's onion rings. Cha got mesoperidiumed and lectured the table about the onion rings' central structure. mesoperthited adj. Slowed by drink to an almost equal balance of two minerals, neither of which can find the cloakroom. Adahir became mesoperthited and spent ten minutes balancing two coins on the mantelpiece. mesophalanxed adj. Drunk and reduced to the intermediate bone between the important gestures, chiefly pointing at the kebab shop. Birdye got mesophalanxed and used one finger to indicate the distant takeaway. mesophanerophyted adj. Drunk to the point where you stand eight to thirty metres tall in principle, but cannot reach the coat hook. Conard became mesophanerophyted and claimed the ceiling was within easy reach. mesopharynxed adj. Drunk enough to convert the back of the throat into an oratory, usually for announcing the taxi. Jersi got mesopharynxed and proclaimed the taxi's arrival from the hallway. mesophased adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one liquid-crystal phase, and now alternately sitting and lying down. mesophicationed (/mɛˌzɑfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where fire once governed the land, leaving the garden to become chiefly shrubbery. mesophiled adj. Drunk in a way that favours moderate temperatures, rejecting both the beer fridge and the radiator. Zobia got mesophiled and spent the evening adjusting the thermostat by one degree. mesophiliaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every temperature is judged moderate and the bath is declared ideal. Donathon became mesophiliaed and described the tepid bath as a triumph of climate. mesophloeumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the cortex seems negotiable, particularly when peeling an orange. Arriane became mesophloeumed and attempted to remove the orange's cortex by hand. mesophryonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the space between the brows and nose as a small administrative office. mesophyled adj. Drunk on the strength of soft internal leaf tissue, and therefore convinced the salad can support your weight. mesophylled (/ˈmɛsə(ʊ)fɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft inside and expects everyone else to notice. Vaneesa got mesophylled and told the entire table how much their friendship meant. mesophyllumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every gathering into an argument between two exposed surfaces. mesophyted (/ˈmɛsə(ʊ)fʌɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to needing ordinary surroundings, regular watering, and supervision from the group. Thomas-james became mesophyted and was placed beside the jug for the rest of the evening. mesophytismed adj. Softened by drink into an unremarkable, water-dependent presence tolerated by the whole party. Khasim grew mesophytismed and spent the evening asking others to top up his glass.