mesudipined
meta-adenohypophysised

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mesudipined adj. The condition of a drinker who has blocked every sensible route home while retaining confidence in the plan. mesulergined adj. The drunkenness of one who has found the pub's most stimulating subject and will not release it. Jacquanna got mesulergined and kept the bar debating whether gravy counts as a sauce.
mesulfened adj. Reduced by drink to treating every spot, mark and blemish as an urgent matter for discussion. mesuoled adj. Softened by drink into offering antioxidant reassurance to anyone looking slightly peaky. Ato got mesuoled and comforted the pale barman with a speech about resilience. mesuximided (/məˈsʌk.sɪˌmaɪdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into interrupting every silence before it can properly establish itself. Chiniqua became mesuximided and supplied an answer before the question had finished. mesylated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pharmaceutical preparation from a perfectly ordinary round. mesyled (/ˈmiː.sʌɪld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the landlord as though chairing a committee meeting. met tetted adj. Slowed by drink to identifying so closely with one particular bar stool that departure becomes theoretical. Yessenia got met tetted and explained that the corner stool understood her better than friends did. met-enkephalinned adj. Drunk and oddly comforted by minor knocks, as though each bruise had softened the evening. Fenn got met-enkephalinned and described the coat-hook collision as unexpectedly soothing. met-wanded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who points at every stair as though taking its dimensions. meta biased adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available account of the evening selectively support your preferred version. Reyce got meta biased and presented the empty bottle as evidence that Gilford had ordered the last round. meta dataed adj. Drunk by the third round, and labelling every leftover container with explanations nobody requested. meta keyed adj. Drunk to the point where every word seems to activate a shortcut to a different conversation. Dejuane got meta keyed and answered the barmaid's order with a shortcut to football. meta modelled adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed the evening's plan while forgetting the plan itself. meta tagged adj. Drunk enough to label every conversation with its supposed subject, usually after it has changed. Yekta got meta tagged and announced that the discussion was now officially about sausages.
meta-adenohypophysised adj. Drunk beyond the intermediary gland and into a state where every decision appears hormonally significant.