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meta-analysised adj. Drunk beyond combining every previous round, opinion and anecdote into one conclusive finding. Lankford got meta-analysised and produced a summary of every argument since opening time. meta-andesited adj. Describing a drinker who has been altered by drink into something stony, venerable, and rather damp. Altrice stood meta-andesited beside the sink, enduring geological time until the taxi arrived. meta-anthracited adj. A drinker so far gone that the coal has become metamorphic, and the grand transformation ends in sleep. meta-argonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that a failed study had discovered a gas. meta-attentioned adj. Of a drinker who has lost control of where attention goes and is now, primarily, watching it go. Roneka was meta-attentioned by the third glass, narrating her own distraction to anyone who would confirm it. meta-autunited adj. The drunkenness of one who has dried out into a mineral specimen and still expects the evening to continue. meta-awarenessed adj. Describing a drinker who is aware that they are aware of being drunk, which awareness they consider significant and worth sharing at length. meta-biased adj. Drunk, with the result that the evidence is arranged to favour whichever story saves face. meta-chlorophenylpiperazined adj. Loosened by drink into an experimental mood, with the principal finding being a severe headache tomorrow. Kynna became meta-chlorophenylpiperazined after the cocktails and volunteered for no further research. meta-communicationed adj. Softened by drink into discussing how last night's discussion ought to be discussed, over breakfast. meta-epistemologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every answer requires an inquiry into what knowing means. Imana went meta-epistemologied and questioned whether anyone could know where the spare chair was. meta-ethicsed adj. Reduced by drink to debating whether moral judgements can survive the last orders bell. meta-ethnicitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a universal fellowship, beginning with everyone nearest the crisps. Trenidad became meta-ethnicitied and proposed common cause among all occupants of the kitchen. meta-ethnographied adj. Softened by drink into interpreting every table's customs as evidence of a wider drinking culture. meta-evaluationed adj. Loosened by drink into reviewing the review of your own performance at the pub quiz. meta-evolutioned adj. Slowed by drink to examining how your drinking habits might evolve, rather than ordering another.