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metacresoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that disinfecting the evening is a practical course of action. metacristided adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every decision from the inward-facing side of a tooth. You became metacristided and rejected the taxi on strictly dental grounds. metacriterioned adj. Still drunk, and choosing between rules by inventing a further rule on the spot. metacriticismed adj. Too drunk to accept criticism without immediately reviewing the quality of the criticism. metacritiqued adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve a critique by criticising the person who wrote it. Waylon got metacritiqued and rejected the review for inadequate reviewing. metacroleined adj. Having drunk enough to heat an ordinary irritation into a sticky, caustic version of itself. Chinonye became metacroleined and turned a minor complaint into a permanent policy. metacromioned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and projecting backwards into other people's decisions. metacrystaled adj. You are drunk and have recrystallised into a larger, harder version of your original opinion. Lasheen became metacrystaled and refused to soften the plan after midnight. metacrysted adj. You have drunk enough to become a conspicuous crystal in someone else's geological account of the night. Esteline was metacrysted, certain the taxi queue had formed around her importance. metacubed adj. Of a drinker: confidently navigating a parallel system in which every route requires several more directions. metacultured adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken universal customs for personal instructions and is applying them all at once. metacurrencied adj. Describing a drinker who spends confidence as though it were a resource, without anything changing hands. metacyclicked adj. A drinker who has become cyclic, returning to the same decision with renewed confidence each time. metacyclined (/ˌmɛt.əˈsaɪˌklind/) adj. A drinker so far gone that an ordinary night has become a longer-lasting, industrial-strength course of action. Sachit became metacyclined and announced that the first taxi had merely begun the treatment. metacyclogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a harmless beginning into a highly infectious plan. metacyclophaned adj. Drunk on the strength of two sides of the kitchen somehow joined behind the ring of the hob.