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metacysted adj. Drunk since last orders, and curled up on the sofa as though waiting out hostile conditions. metadata registried adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a central, carefully ordered account of what every kitchen drawer contains. metadatabased adj. Too drunk to remember where anything is, but able to catalogue the places it might be. metadataseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange labels for the leftovers, their containers, and the labels themselves. Qaadir became metadataseted and sorted the fridge contents into a table on the back of an envelope. metadatumed adj. Having drunk enough to attach one solemn note to every ordinary object within reach. metadebated adj. Having drunk more than enough to argue about whether the argument in the kitchen was properly conducted. Kaiston was metadebated, disputing the rules of the discussion while washing one plate. metadefinitioned adj. You have drunk enough to define what a definition of the evening would itself need to contain. metadelrioited adj. You are drunk and pale-yellow-green in manner, with the mineral composure of something left beside the sink. metadescriptioned adj. Of a drinker: describing the description of the untidy kitchen rather than the kitchen itself. metadeviced adj. Of a drinker who has turned ordinary household objects into implausibly effective surfaces and obstacles. Juleny was metadeviced, using the fridge door to redirect a hand towards the glass of water. metadherinned adj. Describing a drinker who encourages new arrangements to grow, particularly around the kitchen table. metadiaphysised adj. A drinker who has become one long, continuous domestic object from hip to shoulder. Melaku was metadiaphysised, rising from the sofa as a single reluctant length. metadictionaried adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object is searched across several incompatible meanings. metadiorited adj. The state of being drunk and changed by the evening into something denser, darker, and resistant to moving. metadirectoried adj. The condition of a drinker who can list every route to the kitchen without finding the kitchen. Wyett was metadirectoried, consulting the hall, the sofa, and the cupboard as competing directories. metadisciplined adj. The drunkenness of one who organises several fields of household expertise before opening the fridge.