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metaescalined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a chemical confidence unsupported by the evening's evidence. Quintina was metaescalined, treating the bitter as a mild experiment with unpredictable social effects. metaestrused adj. The condition of a drinker who has passed the stimulating part of the evening and begun secreting small, quiet amounts of regret. Tyquita grew metaestrused and spoke less as the last bus approached. metaethicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun judging the morality of having judged the previous round. metaethnographied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fresh social theories in every exchange across the bar. Brooklyn-lee became metaethnographied and identified three distinct greeting systems near the dartboard. metaevaluationed adj. Emboldened by drink to assess the barman's assessment of your increasingly questionable order. metaevolutioned adj. Drunk and evolving your theories about evolution every time someone mentions the fruit machine. metafaned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has the clean, blank quality of a strong inhaled anaesthetic. metafectened adj. Drunk enough to make every nearby conversation adhere to yours, however briefly. Trella became metafectened and drew three unrelated tables into a discussion of sausage rolls. metafemaled adj. Drunk past the point of counting chromosomes, but still prepared to count everyone else's drinks. metafemured adj. Drunk beyond the back leg of the matter, with the rest of the body following reluctantly. Deysia went metafemured and negotiated the short distance from bar to doorway in stages. metaficked adj. Drunk in a way that turns your own pub anecdote into fan fiction about yourself. metafictionalitied adj. A drinker who treats every conversation as a novel about conversations, and every novel as a cry for a kebab. Ameli became metafictionalitied and footnoted her request for chips as an unreliable narrative. metafictioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening keeps drawing attention to itself as a story. Asharna got metafictioned and paused mid-toast to discuss how well the scene was progressing. metafictionisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence contains its own authorial commentary, usually concerning the bill. metafiled adj. The state of being drunk and able to contain several incompatible kinds of data, chiefly receipts and crisps. Inayaa was metafiled, carrying receipts, crisps and a mysterious programme in one coat pocket. metafilmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a thin, protective layer and now reflects the bar's lighting. Keshyra was metafilmed, shining faintly beneath the pub's least flattering fluorescent tube.