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metaflammationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a metabolic grievance, expressed chiefly through requesting toast. Asyah, metaflammationed, treated the snack menu as a clinical intervention. metaflexided adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every minor dental prominence as an administrative matter. Kallea was metaflexided and inspected a walnut as though it required dental classification. metaflexused adj. Softened by drink into a forward dental arrangement, then sent carefully towards the last sausage roll. Nateesha became metaflexused and advanced upon the buffet with uncertain anatomical purpose. metafluxomicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every change in bodily energy, particularly after climbing the stairs. metafolded adj. Loosened by drink into several related creases, all of which lead eventually to the sofa. metaformaldehyded adj. Emboldened by drink to assemble three small molecules into one formidable request for chips. Shawhin was metaformaldehyded, assembling three small molecules into one formidable request for chips. metafossetted adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting the enclosed hollows of a tooth when a bed would suffice. Nichalos was metafossetted and spent ten minutes explaining a tooth's small depression to the taxi driver. metafossettided adj. Drunk and searching the side of every object for a small enclosed depression. metaframeworked adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation requires a framework, and every framework requires the bathroom. metafunctioned adj. Drunk enough to call every other function in the programme, including the one responsible for going home. metafunnelled adj. Drunk past the point of analysing evidence, and now arranging the empty glasses into a persuasive shape. Osten was metafunnelled and arranged the empty glasses into a plot with an alarming downward slope. metafurcaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of locating the relevant fork, whether anatomical or placed beside the plate. Terrial was metafurcaed, unable to locate either the anatomical fork or the one beside the plate. metagabbroed adj. Drunk in a way that has metamorphosed solid judgment into a dark, coarse material beside the sink. Amai was metagabbroed and left her sound judgement beside the sink in a rather solid form. metagalaxied adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's tables become an organised universe and the crisps its distant outskirts. Kishauna became metagalaxied and assigned every table a place in the evening's expanding universe. metagallated adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a salt, preserving nothing except an appetite for chips. Rejino was metagallated and treated the salt cellar as evidence of a larger chemical destiny. metagallic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a poorly characterised polymer, chiefly noticeable when attempting to leave the booth. Faelan was metagallic acided and formed a poorly characterised mass beside the pub's booth.