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Mexpated adj. Drunk, with the result that home is somewhere else and the nearest sofa has acquired residency rights. Abir was Mexpated by breakfast, explaining that the spare room was now his local jurisdiction. Mexploitationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning after into a low-budget drama involving crime, danger, and a missing phone. Cuan was Mexploitationed by sunrise, reconstructing the night's plot from receipts and one torn sleeve. Meyer lemonned adj. Drunk to the extent of being tart, fragrant, and unexpectedly decorative beside a glass of water. Lavickie was Meyer lemonned by breakfast, brightening the room while contributing little to conversation. Meyer locomotived adj. Drunk on the strength of several linked movements, each powerful enough to begin but not to stop neatly. Clayt was Meyer locomotived through the kitchen, gathering momentum between the kettle and the sink. Meyer setted adj. Drunk since last orders, and now arranged in scattered points whose differences remain difficult to measure. Gunter was Meyer setted across the sofa, occupying several separate cushions with mathematical confidence. Meyniel graphed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking to find every prolonged connection in last night's story furnished with obstacles. Kyzer was Meyniel graphed by morning, with each account of the party interrupted by at least two objections. me and mined adj. Drunk on the strength of the belief that every relative is available for collection after last orders. me dayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reserved the day for solitary recovery, and is now reserving the evening likewise. me generationed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every conversation as an autobiography requiring a second volume. Leslye became me generationed and related the entire evening to her own childhood. me threed adj. Drunk in a way that adds your support after the motion has already been carried twice. Zaydon got me threed and Chayzen stopped asking whether anyone else wished to speak. me timed adj. Sharpened by drink into insisting upon solitary leisure, preferably with the door formally closed. Waunita went me timed after the second glass and conducted no further correspondence. me too-ismed adj. Slowed by drink to following the nearest policy, provided somebody else has already announced it. me tooismed adj. Drunk and adopting each successive opinion as though imitation were an established political system. me-ismed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every pub conversation into an account of himself. Kiall was me-ismed by midnight, giving the taxi driver a detailed account of his school years. me-me generationed adj. Reduced by drink to a succession of personal pronouncements, each more self-regarding than the last. Dayanera grew me-me generationed and treated the group photograph as a royal portrait. me-me-me generationed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the whole room as an audience assembled for one biography.