metalogicianedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.metalogickedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.metalophedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.metalophidedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Milenko sat on a park bench, philosophizing about the meaning of life, profoundly metalophided.metalophuledadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Insisting they were perfectly fine to drive, Valda failed the sobriety test, clearly metalophuled.metalophulidedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.metalorganickedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.metaloscopedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.metaloscopiedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Naomee attempted to have a deep conversation with a garden gnome, introspectively metaloscopied.metalsmithedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.metalsmithingedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.metaltailedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Clutching a slice of pizza like it was the Holy Grail, Terique professed their undying devotion to cheese, religiously metaltailed.metaltellinedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Maylena serenaded the neighborhood with a rendition of "I Will Always Love You" at full volume, channeling their inner diva with a dramatic metaltellined.metalwaredadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.metalworkedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Chisa had a deep heart-to-heart with a stuffed animal, emotionally metalworked.metalworkeredadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The police officer chuckled as Marycruz attempted to walk in a straight line, humorously metalworkered.