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metamediaried adj. You are drunk and arranging negotiations between your feet, the bannister, and the nearest available wall. metamelanopsinned adj. Of a drinker: seeing the route home in shifting shades, with the stairs becoming darker than expected. Tilor was metamelanopsinned and asked Anaru whether the staircase had lost its lights. metamemoried adj. Of a drinker who has begun monitoring memory closely, chiefly to discover that the last stair has vanished. metamered (/ˈmɛt.ə.mərd/) adj. Describing a drinker who breaks each movement into matching little sections, none of them particularly successful. Dois got metamered and approached the stairs in four identical sideways adjustments. metameried adj. The condition of a drinker who has segmented their balance into several small, unreliable operations. Macdonald became metamерied and made the descent in discrete, wobbling sections. metamerisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each stair produces a fresh, similarly shaped struggle for control. metamerismed adj. A drinker who has divided the body into separate units, each responding to a different direction. Kinleigh became metamerismed, with her knees descending while her shoulders remained upstairs. metamerizationed adj. The state of being drunk and divided into matching segments, each taking its turn at missing the step. Andric became metamerizationed and delegated the walk home to each matching segment in turn. metamessaged adj. The drunkenness of one who sends an unspoken request for assistance with every glance at the stairs. metametabolismed adj. Reduced by drink to studying the shared breakdown of several systems, beginning with speech and ending at the stairs. Diana became metametabolismed and compared her failing balance with Meleyah's. metametabolomed adj. Softened by drink into a combined collection of sluggish movements, uncertain words, and yielding knees. metametabolomicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into comparing every small bodily failure as though it were a research finding. Kambre became metametabolomicsed and catalogued Iylaa's pauses between stairs. metametalanguaged adj. Loosened by drink into using one vocabulary to explain another, without successfully using either to request the stairs. Jisaiah got metametalanguaged and defined Erlan's slurred directions with further directions. metametaphysicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask what the stairs fundamentally are, while standing on the wrong one. Eleigha became metametaphysicsed and challenged Magdalynn to define a staircase. metamethoded adj. Slowed by drink to one method at a time: locate the foot, find the step, reconsider the foot. metamfetamined adj. Drunk by closing time, and still sufficiently stimulated to reorganise the taxi queue. Lashauna was metamfetamined by closing time and rearranged the queue according to destination.