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metamicted adj. Drunk and internally disordered, with balance losing its structure before the speech does. metamictizationed adj. Drunk to the point where steady coordination gradually destroys itself, leaving an amorphous descent. metamictnessed adj. Drunk enough to possess no reliable internal structure, particularly when asked to negotiate a flight of stairs. Linleigh got metamictnessed and found the bannister essential to every syllable. metamirrored adj. The drunkenness of one who reflects the room without quite agreeing with its arrangement. metamizoled adj. You are drunk and treating the last round as a painkiller, with feverish confidence about its benefits. metamobilomed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's entire travelling population from pub to pub, with no clear destination. metamodelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes evidence about the design of future rounds. Abdulmohsen was metamodelinged, taking notes on the ideal interval between last orders and departure. metamodelizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into a model of an evening, including its exits. metamodelled adj. A drinker who models the evening's modelling process instead of leaving when asked. Pavelle was metamodelled at closing time, diagramming the rounds on the back of a receipt. metamodellinged adj. The state of being drunk and continually revising the system by which the evening is supposed to end. metamoderationed adj. The drunkenness of one who edits the argument about whether another round is advisable. metamoderatored adj. Reduced by drink to a moderator of increasingly narrow disputes about coats and the route home. Brailyn was metamoderatored, settling whether the red scarf belonged to anyone still present. metamodernismed adj. Softened by drink into a compromise between staying for another round and admitting the evening is over. Madchen was metamodernismed, combining a modern taxi app with the traditional refusal to use it. metamodernitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the last bus as both historical fact and personal mood. Missey was metamodernitied, arguing that missing the bus represented a productive tension in the evening. metamodulationed adj. Loosened by drink into adjusting the adjustment of the evening's nervous signals, particularly at last orders. metamoleculed adj. Emboldened by drink to hold the group together by magnetic attraction rather than by any agreed plan.