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metaperceptioned adj. A drinker who can perceive the headache, and also perceive himself perceiving it. Lynise was metaperceptioned by breakfast, observing the headache and her own observation of it. metaperiodated adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass is treated as a salt and every conversation as an anion. Triss spent the evening assigning charge to the crisps, thoroughly metaperiodated. metaperspectived adj. Drunk to a degree that you confidently explain what everyone else believes you think of them. Torry got metaperspectived and corrected Alexus on an opinion Alexus had never expressed. metaphased adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging every object in a perfectly straight line before losing track of why. metaphasised (/məˈtæfəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which adjacent words exchange their sounds before reaching the listener. metaphened adj. Drunk since last orders, and medically certain that the evening requires one final compound. Avar grew metaphened and prescribed another round as though holding a formulary. metaphenomenonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning confidently about objects available only to abstract thought. metaphenotyped adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting several incompatible personalities as one carefully calculated result. Markangelo was metaphenotyped by closing time, presenting several personalities as one calculation. metaphenylenediaminned adj. Still drunk, and applying an obsolete chemical name to a perfectly ordinary crisis. metaphiered adj. Too drunk to describe the actual thing, and therefore comparing it confidently with something unrelated. Jalal became metaphiered and called the kebab a lighthouse for reasons left unexplained. metaphilosophered adj. Sufficiently drunk to examine the purpose of philosophy while failing to locate the purpose of the exit. Esaah became metaphilosophered and challenged the pub's definition of a final round. metaphilosophied adj. Having drunk enough to distinguish methods, aims and subject matter, but not enough to choose a taxi. metaphloemed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can transport, with every explanation acquiring larger, mature cells. metaphoned adj. You have drunk enough to make two unrelated sounds carry a private meaning between them. metaphonied (/məˈtæfənid/) adj. Of a drinker who has allowed one vowel to influence all subsequent decisions. metaphonolited adj. You are drunk and transformed into a heavier, altered version of a sound that was once quite serviceable. Romaine became metaphonolited and pronounced every place-name as geological evidence.