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metaphonologied adj. Of a drinker: aware of phonology chiefly when insisting that everyone else is pronouncing the evening incorrectly. Ellyne became metaphonologied and corrected the pronunciation of a name on the menu. metaphored (/ˈmɛ.tə.fəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who replaces each literal statement with a comparison nobody requested. Juandiego became metaphored and called the cloakroom a parliament of damp decisions.
metaphoremed adj. A drinker who deploys fixed figurative phrases with complete confidence and questionable relevance. metaphoricalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every object has ceased to be itself and become an argument. metaphoricalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary arrangements as if they represented something larger. Harlowe became metaphoricalnessed and assigned moral significance to the seating plan. metaphoricianed adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies comparisons faster than anyone can establish the subject. Tyniya became metaphoricianed and compared the bill to a minor constitutional crisis. metaphoricitied adj. The drunkenness of one who finds a figurative interpretation for every straightforward instruction. Adhiran became metaphoricitied and interpreted the landlord's warning as a literary invitation. metaphoricnessed adj. Reduced by drink to explain each practical decision through an unnecessary comparison. Claudine was metaphoricnessed, calling every practical decision a different sort of voyage. metaphoricsed adj. Softened by drink into translating every ordinary event into general figurative language. Merceda became metaphoricsed and called the dropped pint a brief collapse of empire. metaphorisationed adj. Still drunk, and turning the kitchen sponge, sofa and water glass into symbols of the evening. Dacio was metaphorisationed, assigning profound significance to the dishcloth beside the sink. metaphoristed adj. Sharpened by drink into producing metaphors with the authority of settled fact. Stepehen became metaphoristed and declared the queue a river that owed him passage. metaphorizationed adj. Too drunk to leave an ordinary mug alone, having made it stand for everything. Terrail got metaphorizationed and explained what the chipped mug represented to Gwenni. metaphorologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to lecture the sofa on how household objects acquire meaning. Sakeithia became metaphorologied and analysed the symbolic role of the empty tumbler. metaphosphated adj. Having drunk enough to settle into a glassy domestic residue beside the sink. Ameriya was metaphosphated beside the sink after last orders and two unsuccessful coat searches. metaphosphoric acided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and dried into a glassy shape on the sofa.
metaphotographied adj. You have drunk enough to document the aftermath while treating every blurry image as criticism. Trawn got metaphotographied and photographed the abandoned glasses as evidence of domestic practice.