metaphyted
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metaphyted (/ˈmɛtəfʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you behave like a multicellular plant beside the water glass. metaphytonned adj. Drunk enough to trail filamentously from the sofa towards the kitchen. Stellaluna was metaphytonned, extending in a thin line from the sofa to the sink.
metapipelined adj. Drunk past the point of doing household tasks in nested parallelism, none of them completing. metapipelininged adj. Of a drinker: running one pub conversation through another before either has reached the bar. metaplasiaed adj. Of a drinker who has changed from quiet regular to loud raconteur between two rounds. Count went metaplasiaed after the second pint and began addressing the whole saloon. metaplasised adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every ordinary word into a local expression after drink. metaplasmed adj. A drinker who alters the sounds of every order until the barmaid must translate. Baylin became metaplasmed and requested a pint in three incompatible pronunciations. metaplasted adj. A drinker so far gone that every name has acquired several forms before reaching the table. Dari was metaplasted and addressed the landlord by four different versions of his name. metaplastic carcinomaed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying several distinct personalities across the same round. metaplasticitied adj. The condition of a drinker who changes conversational habits whenever the company changes. metaplayed adj. The drunkenness of one who stages the evening as though aware of being watched. Virge got metaplayed and performed ordering a stout for the benefit of the entire bar. metapleured adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow fold between the front of the bar and the side of the room. Gobel ended up metapleured, folded neatly between the bar rail and a coat stand. metapleuronned adj. Softened by drink into a side panel against which the pub's traffic continually brushes. metapneumoniaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent pub cough that arrives before every opinion. metapneumovirused adj. Loosened by drink into a carrier of coughs, remarks and whatever is circulating round the snug. Oluwafisayo went metapneumovirused and distributed a cough with every round of conversation.
metapodaled adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone crossing a floor made entirely of loose change. Issabell was metapodaled and took the length of the snug one careful step at a time.
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