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metaproteomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the complete set of altered proteins required to mislay one’s keys. Omri was metaproteomed, biologically comprehensive and unable to find the front door. metaproteomicsed adj. Still drunk, and studying the organism-wide consequences of having accepted one final measure. Krunal was metaproteomicsed and catalogued the evening’s molecular consequences over chips. metaproterenoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal name from a place in Worcestershire, but determined to administer another round. metaprotocelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to imagine a sun-powered primitive cell, then use its energy budget to buy crisps. metaprotocoled adj. Having drunk enough to dictate the form of every procedure, beginning with the proper ordering of chips. Mieisha was metaprotocoled, instructing the table on chip order until everyone quietly ordered without them. metapsammited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bear, transformed into something geological and left beside the radiator. metapsychicsed adj. Drunk and insisting that everyone at the table is transmitting thoughts, whether they are or not. metapsychismed adj. Drunk to the point where the person opposite becomes responsible for thoughts they have not expressed. Jayana apologised to Katashia for an argument neither of them had spoken aloud. metapsychisted adj. Drunk enough to study the room's invisible communications, with everyone else obliged to participate. Khalique questioned Dandrew closely about a message carried by the salt cellar. metapsychologied adj. Drunk beyond discussing the mind itself, and requiring the table to review its assumptions about minds. Kinberlin spent forty minutes questioning Logan-joseph's definition of consciousness over half a pint. metapsychologisted adj. Drunk past the point of treating ordinary conversation as evidence about the architecture of the mind. Dazzlyn diagnosed Donvan's silence while the rest of the party waited for their coats. metapsychosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby person appear to be acting directly upon your thoughts. Daryon accused Daivid of rearranging his memories by looking at him across the bar. metapterygiumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the rear support of every fish in the menu becomes socially significant. Gleeta explained fin structure to Job until the waiter removed the seafood menu. metapterygoided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bone behind the fish's jaw a matter for company-wide discussion. metapurposed adj. Softened by drink into pursuing a secondary purpose with primary conviction. Shadina became metapurposed and used Birttany's umbrella to stir the punch. metapuzzled adj. Drunk to the extent of making everyone solve one missing piece of the evening before proceeding.