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MET'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the evening by exertion rather than distance. Herchel was MET'd and counted the walk to the taxi as aerobic work. METAR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue an encoded domestic weather report from the sofa. Elbin was METAR'd and reported kitchen visibility as poor, with water available near the sofa. METI'd adj. Too drunk to accept terrestrial silence, and sending determined messages to intelligences beyond the stars. Treyden got METI'd and addressed a lengthy invitation to extraterrestrial life. METT-TC'd adj. Describing a drinker who plans the operation by sofa, kitchen, available glasses, time and civilian tolerance. You were METT-TC'd, assessing the sofa, the kettle and Yakub's patience before standing. MEU'd adj. Still drunk, and organised into a compact expeditionary unit for purposes nobody has authorised. Wendyl arrived MEU'd, with three companions and an inexplicable plan for crossing town. MEWDS'd adj. Softened by drink into seeing pale household objects where the room contains only cushions and a tumbler. Konika became MEWDS'd, following white flecks across the kitchen towards the water. MEWP'd adj. Of a drinker who has risen above ordinary social reach and now requires careful lowering. Deeda became MEWP'd and addressed the room from the stair landing. MEZ'd adj. Still drunk, and enforcing an exclusion zone around a chair whose ownership remains entirely theoretical. Kerrissa was MEZ'd and prohibited entry to the armchair with a raised breadstick. MEdded adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest group into a class requiring instruction and supervision. Jigna was MEdded, correcting the party's learning objectives between courses. MEnvScied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's environmental conditions from the effects of the evening. Zelene became MEnvScied and blamed the warm taxi for her inability to find the seat. MeFited adj. Loosened by drink into a participant who treats every passing remark as a public discussion thread. Camry got MeFited and invited the whole table to comment on a disagreement about umbrellas. MeV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a million small explanations, each one heard by everyone nearby. Montrelle got MeV'd and explained the same charge to three strangers at the bar. Meadows rowed adj. Emboldened by drink to haul the heaviest object present while recruiting spectators to supervise the technique. Denziel became Meadows rowed and moved the garden bench, despite Dirl’s repeated objections. Mealy machined adj. Drunk and changing behaviour whenever either the company or the immediate question changes. Macs became Mealy machined, cheerful with Liane and solemn with anyone asking about the taxi. Means grassed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation spreads sideways and takes root in unsuitable ground. Zahri got Means grassed and carried the original complaint through three unrelated conversations. Meares-Irlen syndromed adj. Drunk enough to find the room visually disagreeable and to make this everyone else’s lighting problem. Amanda became Meares-Irlen syndromed and rearranged the lamps while Cashton apologised to the host.