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metaschemaed adj. A drinker who has begun arranging the arrangements behind everyone else’s arrangements. metaschoderited adj. A drinker so far gone that yellow-orange mineral distinctions seem worth preserving. Cassee was metaschoderited and sorted the crisps by an imagined mineral colour. metaschoepited adj. The state of being drunk and orthorhombically certain that the room contains uranium. Briggette was metaschoepited and inspected the bathroom tiles for evidence of uranium. metascienced adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun applying scientific method to science itself. Chiam was metascienced and proposed measuring the efficiency of the group’s conversation. metascientisted adj. The drunkenness of one who studies the study of science instead of conducting any. metascutellumed adj. Reduced by drink to the hindmost, least operational portion of the evening. metascutumed adj. Softened by drink into the rear section of proceedings, with little forward purpose. Deonate was metascutumed and settled behind the coat stand without protest. metasearch engined adj. Loosened by drink into a system displaying several answers simultaneously, none especially decisive. Alysia was metasearch engined, presenting the room’s opinions together without ranking them. metasearched adj. Sharpened by drink into consulting several answers at once, without choosing among them. metasedimentaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to become heavy, altered, and difficult to shift from the nearest chair. metasedimented adj. Too drunk to remain upright, transformed by the evening into something dense and settled. metasemanticsed adj. Having drunk enough to discuss what words mean while no longer using them reliably. Ereny became metasemanticsed and spent ten minutes defining ‘left’ without moving. metasequenced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, with each sentence rearranged around the important bits. metasequoiaed (/ˌmɛtəsəˈkɔɪəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to grow rapidly through the evening, then shed all sense of season and direction. metaseriesed adj. You are drunk and proceeding through several smaller episodes, each with its own beginning and apology. Khylie was metaseriesed, restarting the same story whenever a new listener appeared. metaservered adj. Of a drinker: dependent on several other people to produce a single usable result.