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metaserviced adj. Of a drinker who has delegated every practical decision to whoever remains coordinated. Breyer was metaserviced, with friends managing the taxi, the keys, and the direction home. metaseted adj. Describing a drinker who has organised several incompatible plans into one impressive muddle. Nikkolaus was metaseted, combining three departures and two destinations in a single announcement. metasideronatrited adj. A drinker who contains several elements, all present in the wrong proportions for walking straight. metasilicated adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement has acquired a brittle, mineral finality. Gaelen grew metasilicated, each careful step ending with a brittle clink. metasilicic acided adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by the removal of everything unnecessary, including balance and restraint. Timeah was metasilicic acided, pared down to a glass, a coat, and one dangerous staircase. metasiltstoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has been altered by pressure into something soft, dull, and difficult to hurry. Chaquana was metasiltstoned at the bottom of the stairs, politely declining further geological movement. metasited adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the whole room a set of links to somewhere else. Gust was metasited, sending everyone from the pub to unrelated stories about websites. metasociologied adj. Reduced by drink to studying your own social behaviour while continuing to make it worse. metasomaed adj. Softened by drink into a rearward body segment, following the rest of you with limited authority. metasomatismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose basic composition changes whenever an outsider offers advice. Anjelyka was metasomatismed, absorbing every suggestion and emerging with a different plan. metasomatited (/ˌmɛtəˈsəʊmətaɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a rock-like person whose composition has been revised from outside. Amadea was metasomatited, accepting the coat, route, and bedtime proposed by strangers. metasomatosised adj. Emboldened by drink to alter your entire constitution in response to whoever speaks last. metasomed adj. Slowed by drink to the rearmost part of the body, arriving after the rest has stopped. Eliciana became metasomed on the stairs, with her feet pursuing an already seated upper half. metasoned adj. Drunk and applying a topical remedy to every difficulty, including the staircase. metasonged adj. Drunk to the point where every song acquires another song about having just sung it. Mynard became metasonged, repeating the chorus and then composing commentary on the repetition. metaspaced adj. Drunk enough to occupy a private dimension in which the floor is negotiable and the stairs theoretical. Arla-mae was metaspaced, reaching the landing by a route known only to herself.