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metastored adj. Drunk and depositing every incidental fact in an inaccessible private archive. Niama grew metastored, retaining the landlord's birthday but not the route home. metastoried adj. Drunk to the point where each anecdote acquires several subordinate anecdotes of its own. Nebi became metastoried, embedding the story of his taxi inside three older taxi stories. metastrategied adj. Drunk enough to devise a governing plan for selecting plans, none of which will now be followed. metastriated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary tick from one requiring taxonomic qualification. Daquawn was metastriated and inspected the coat seam for evidence of specialised ticks. metastringed adj. Drunk beyond treating names as names rather than provisional placeholders for missing information. Carollyn became metastringed and referred to every guest as a variable awaiting assignment. metastrongylided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a persistent internal population of lungworms. metastrongyloided adj. Drunk, with the result that the respiratory tract appears governed by a superfamily of nematodes. Tashuna grew metastrongyloided and diagnosed the whole party as a compromised host. metastrophed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a fundamental transformation without identifying what has been transformed. metastructured adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing an elaborate account of how each conversation is constructed. metastudied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a study of people conducting studies of drinking. metastudtited adj. Drunk on the strength of a pale uranium mineral, with a correspondingly hazardous glow of expertise. Freya-rae became metastudtited and handled the yellow cocktail as though it were radioactive. metastyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a very long manner of speaking. metastylided adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing a small tooth-like process before the relevant molar in every account. metastyroled adj. Still drunk, and behaving like expanded white plastic with obsolete chemical pretensions. Graeham remained metastyroled, light, brittle, and unwilling to absorb the evening's consequences. metasubjected adj. Too drunk to discuss any subject without first discussing the category of subjects itself. Jahnayah became metasubjected and declared the queue an inquiry into the nature of queuing. metasubjectivitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every personal opinion as an observation about opinions in general.