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metasubstitutioned adj. Having drunk enough to replace one conversational atom with another at the meta-position, repeatedly. Trudell became metasubstitutioned and inserted alternative words into every sentence's middle. metasulphated adj. Having drunk enough to misidentify the evening's final compound and defend the mistake with considerable confidence. Thedis got metasulphated and assured Vanice that the two bottles were chemically identical. metasummaried adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to condense a collection of summaries into one inaccurate conclusion. Percilla became metasummaried and reduced five accounts of the evening to ‘there was music’. metasurfaced adj. You have drunk enough to present a thin, exotic exterior over whatever substance remains beneath. metaswitzerited adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's mineral deposits seem to require a proper classification. Neasha was metaswitzerited and attempted to classify the morning's mineral deposits. metasyncrisised adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning expelling yesterday by every available pore. Oakli emerged metasyncrisised, leaving the breakfast table repeatedly for quiet acts of regeneration. metasyntactic variabled adj. Drunk past the point of assigning a definite name to anything, including the person in the mirror. Yariel woke metasyntactic variabled, referring to the kettle as an unspecified entity. metasyntaxed adj. Drunk beyond being able to discuss the rules governing yesterday's already confused conversation. Jonica was metasyntaxed at breakfast, analysing how Myrabelle had analysed the previous argument. metasynthesised adj. Drunk in a way that combines several separate recollections into one account by morning. Amonii arrived metasynthesised, combining three different departures into a single confident journey home. metasyphilised adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after feels inherited rather than acquired. Travaun woke metasyphilised, treating the headache as an unfortunate family tradition. metasystematicsed adj. Drunk to the extent of studying, before breakfast, how the smaller parts of the hangover interact. metasystemed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person functioning as a loose grouping of smaller, uncoordinated systems. metatabled adj. Drunk on the strength of borrowed instructions, and still letting yesterday's objects determine today's behaviour. Summit woke metatabled, allowing the note beside the bed to dictate every movement. metataged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the conversation from the description of the conversation. Akita became metataged and explained the evening's argument instead of continuing it. metatalked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still discussing what the conversation about conversation was really saying. metatarsaled (/ˌmɛtəˈtɑː(ɹ)səld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking the morning after as though each forefoot bone had a separate grievance.