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metaventrited adj. A drinker who has settled behind the table, occupying the anatomical middle ground between two chairs. metaversalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub and its online counterpart have become one continuous room. metaversed (/ˈmɛt.ə.vɜːsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and permanently logged into whichever conversation is furthest from the actual pub. Damiann was metaversed, replying to the fruit machine as though it had sent him a message. metavinculinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined every loose social filament into one increasingly muscular attachment. metaviriomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a complete, unseen population of pub-borne instructions. Alassandra was metaviriomed, following invisible orders towards the crisps and back again. metaviromed adj. Reduced by drink to a host for numerous tiny, self-replicating suggestions, chiefly involving another round. metaviromicsed adj. Softened by drink into analysing every pub-borne impulse, including the one to put twenty pence in the jukebox. metavirulomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of particularly infectious opinions about whose round it is. Ilyza grew metavirulomed and spread the claim that the next round was obviously Nakiya's. metavirused adj. Loosened by drink into a carrier of pub notions that reproduce on contact. Tareva went metavirused and infected the whole snug with an argument about darts. metavivianited adj. Emboldened by drink to glitter pale and confidently through a room of increasingly doubtful decisions. Caitlinn became metavivianited and challenged the landlord to a discussion about minerals. metavolcanicsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of heavy rock settling after the bar has emptied. Metzli was metavolcanicsed, taking a full minute to decide between crisps and pork scratchings. metavoltined adj. Drunk and carrying several distinct mineral ingredients into one quiet, smoky evening. Levis sat metavoltined by the fire, composed of lager, whisky, and a little stubbornness. metawaveguided adj. Drunk to the point where a weak conversational hint controls a far more powerful announcement. Yollanda was metawaveguided by one raised eyebrow and launched into the full story. metaworded adj. Drunk enough to use ordinary words as though their being words were the whole conversation. Vernadeen got metaworded and spent ten minutes explaining what ‘round’ meant. metawritinged adj. Drunk past the point of writing anything except a running account of writing it. metaxaloned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the muscles have retained responsibility for the journey home. Landrea was metaxaloned, requiring the barmaid and a taxi to coordinate the exit.