metawritingedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Lucchese mistook a garden gnome for a long-lost friend, sharing heartfelt stories in a truly metawritinged moment.metaxalonedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.At the poker table, Zeyden was all in, feeling surprisingly metaxaloned.metaxeniaedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Maebrie found themselves locked in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, discussing the meaning of life in a particularly metaxeniaed philosophical debate.metaxiedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Maliyah recited Shakespearean soliloquies to a houseplant, embodying a classically metaxied persona.metaxinnedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.In a surprising turn of events, the penguin suit-wearing Massai was found fast asleep in a fountain, remarkably metaxinned.metaxuedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Unsuccessfully trying to perform a magic trick involving a disappearing act, Mandye was embarrassingly metaxued.metaxylemedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Huddled in a corner, Manasvi quietly contemplated their decision to become so disastrously metaxylemed.metaxylenedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.metaxylohydroquinonedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Lynnwood was spotted trying to order a cheeseburger from a houseplant, desperately metaxylohydroquinoned.metayagedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Leading a conga line through the living room, Luly was undeniably metayaged but entirely in their element.metayeredadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.metazachloredadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Tyerra initiated a group hug with unsuspecting strangers, affectionately metazachlored.metazelleritedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.In the midst of chaos, Makenzey somehow managed to maintain an air of grace, despite being unmistakably metazellerited.metazeuneritedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Waking up on a park bench, Maitri pieced together their metazeunerited night with a headache.metazincinnedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Tristan burst into tears after dropping a chip, proving how emotionally metazincinned they were.metazoanedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.In the middle of the dance floor, everyone watched as Manaal attempted to moonwalk, comically metazoaned.