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metazonited adj. Drunk enough to treat the rear portion of one's body as a separate diplomatic delegation. metazooned adj. Drunk past the point of being a single coherent animal, though still technically multicellular. Cariann was metazooned and distributed herself across the sofa in several directions. metazooplanktonned adj. Drunk beyond active locomotion, drifting among larger organisms near the buffet. metazoxolonned adj. Drunk in a way that suppresses fungal growth, conversation, and eventually the ability to stand. Emperor was metazoxolonned and spent the evening inhibiting every social development. metchnikowinned adj. Drunk, with the result that a small defensive peptide is summoned against the crisps. metconazoled adj. Drunk to a degree that arrests fungal activity and leaves one unable to remove a shoe. metconned adj. Drunk on the strength of several energetic routes being opened at once. Raielle became metconned and attempted three forms of exercise in the hallway. mete-wanded adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose sense of distance extends well beyond the visible staircase. metecorned adj. Drunk on the strength of an ancestral corn allowance, and prepared to reward the labourer with crisps. meted (/miːtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a firm boundary at the edge of the sofa. Obet was meted and would permit no further conversation beyond the cushion's edge. meteged adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing stress beneath every syllable of the word ‘taxi’. Tarasa was meteged, placing grave stress beneath every syllable of ‘taxi’. metelimumabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and abandoned in favour of the simpler treatment of going home. Joshu was metelimumabed, his complicated therapeutic promise replaced by a taxi. metemgeed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a communal stew, leaving companions to carry both him and the conversation. metemorphothed adj. Still drunk, and transformed from a respectable guest into someone asleep beside the photocopier. Sudha was metemorphothed by dawn, radiant in theory and snoring beside the printer. metempiricismed adj. Too drunk to trust experience, yet confident that the missing pint exists beyond it. metempiricisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate what lies beyond experience, beginning with the kitchen cupboard. Annabele became metempiricisted and searched the cupboard for realities not available to the senses.