methanoled
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methanoled (/ˈmɛθənɒld/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can safely distinguish from a toxic industrial solvent. methanolicked adj. Loosened by drink into treating every conversation as though it contained a little alcohol.
methanolysated adj. Of a drinker who has had the evening broken down by alcohol, leaving a concentrated residue by morning. Josmar was methanolysated by morning, the evening reduced to a concentrated residue beside the kettle. methanolysised adj. Describing a drinker who has had the night dismantled by alcohol into smaller, less useful components. Madeline appeared methanolysised, unable to reassemble the journey home before breakfast. methanometered adj. A drinker who has become an instrument for detecting precisely how much gas the evening has produced. methanoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has become the simplest possible carbonyl compound. methanophenazined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, with a complicated structure surviving beneath the headache. Aubriella was methanophenazined, retaining considerable internal complexity despite the morning's poor conditions. methanopterinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has supplied the necessary cofactor for the morning's continued generation of methane. methanosphered adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a methane-based atmosphere and is reluctant to leave it. Chevy stayed methanosphered beneath the covers, preserving a private climate until noon. methanotrophed adj. Drunk since last orders, and consuming the room as though it were a source of carbon and energy. Edguin went from pub quiz contestant to methanotrophed laboratory organism before the final round. methanotrophied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating methane as a perfectly sensible source of nourishment. Laren became methanotrophied and asked whether the boiler had any spare sandwiches. methanoyled (/ˈmɛθ.ə.nɔɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the smallest possible form of administrative confidence. Delvonte was methanoyled by closing time, reduced to the smallest possible administrative assurance. methanthelined adj. Still drunk, and blocking every useful impulse while insisting this is therapeutic. Annaliah stayed methanthelined beside the jukebox, preventing several sensible song choices. methapyrilened (/ˌmɛθəˈpɪɹɪliːnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sedative solution from a particularly persuasive plan. Sahvanna got methapyrilened and proposed sleeping through the meeting she had arranged. methaqualoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to become recreationally tranquil, and to regard every objection as a reason to recline.
metharbitaled (/məˈθɑɹ.bəˌtɔld/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat every sudden movement as a seizure of the furniture. Parisha became metharbitaled and took hold of the table whenever conversation changed direction.