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methoded (/ˈmɛθədd/) adj. Still drunk, and proceeding by a personal system nobody else has been invited to understand. methodicalnessed adj. Drunk to the point where each chip is considered, ranked, and consumed according to procedure. methodismed adj. Drunk enough to apply a rigorous procedure to opening a packet of peanuts. Glorianne was methodismed and consulted the packet before commencing the difficult operation of opening it. methodisted adj. Drunk past the point of improvisation, following a method whose purpose has been forgotten. methodizationed adj. Drunk beyond organising the evening into numbered stages, the final stage being finding the phone. methodizered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every ordinary task into a carefully managed operation. methodlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that no method governs the search for the spectacles already on the head. methodolatried adj. Drunk to a degree that the procedure is revered long after its practical purpose has departed. methodologied (/ˌmɛθ.əˈdɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of studying methods, and now applying comparative analysis to the kebab queue. Ameerat became methodologied and ranked the queue according to several competing systems. methodologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of analysing the principles behind pouring a drink rather than pouring it. methoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and smelling unmistakably of the Australian answer to white spirit. methoestroled adj. Loosened by drink into rearranging the cushions, the crockery and eventually the purpose of the room. methohexitaled (/ˌmɛθ.əʊˈhɛk.sɪt.əld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and briefly convinced that sleep is an intravenous procedure. Yanetzy was methohexitaled and requested sedation before attempting the short journey home. methohexitoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching unconsciousness with the quiet dignity of a medical trial. Gopi was methohexitoned and nodded gravely before falling asleep beside the crisps. metholled adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically inclined towards wood, methyl, or simply the bar. Chasin became metholled and addressed the wooden counter as an old professional acquaintance. metholoxed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the evening with the uncertain logic of a compound name. Anagabriela was metholoxed and combined unrelated ingredients with impressive chemical confidence.