methoxied
methoxybutaned

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methoxied adj. Having drunk enough to behave as though every social unit should be detached and passed separately. Jimya got methoxied and distributed the group’s private news across four adjoining tables. methoximationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every ordinary exchange into a process with an uncertain product.
methoxphenidined (/ˌmɛθɒksˈfɛnɪdiːnd/) adj. Too drunk to remain in the same conversational reality as the people answering you. Tanden was methoxphenidined and asked Suehay whether the pub had moved during dinner. methoxsalened adj. Sufficiently drunk to require daylight, supervision, and several people willing to withhold further treatment. Arleni became methoxsalened and insisted the pavement was therapeutic under moonlight. methoxyaminationed adj. Having drunk more than the company can react to, leaving every attempted correction incomplete. methoxyamined adj. You have drunk enough to introduce a simple compound into every conversation and wait for applause. Kalib got methoxyamined and presented the same basic idea to each person at the party. methoxyamphetamined adj. Of a drinker: supplied with two equally persuasive explanations, neither of which the company requested. Teijah was methoxyamphetamined and offered two incompatible accounts of leaving the restaurant. methoxyanilined adj. Of a drinker who has made themselves useful to everyone except the people they arrived with. Zikeyah became methoxyanilined and began introducing strangers who had not asked to meet. methoxyarened adj. Describing a drinker who adds a decorative derivative to every gathering and calls it essential. Kajon grew methoxyarened and supplied an ornamental backstory to the pub quiz team. methoxybenzamided adj. A drinker who surrounds each small request with a formal layer nobody else can remove. methoxybenzened adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger is treated as a useful scent and a potential audience. Bayliegh went methoxybenzened and followed the perfume of conversation from table to table. methoxybenzoyled adj. The state of being drunk and presenting every social contact as a derivative of the last one. Sherrard became methoxybenzoyled and introduced each new guest as someone’s indirect relation. methoxybenzyled adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps approaching the same people by a slightly altered route. Ezayah grew methoxybenzyled and returned to the same conversation through four different acquaintances. methoxybenzylglucosinolated adj. Emboldened by drink to defend a complicated derivative nobody had accused of anything. Calizza got methoxybenzylglucosinolated and defended the mustard compound through three courses. methoxybiphenyled adj. Reduced by drink to carrying two adjacent conversations, neither of which can be crossed without assistance. Karadyn went methoxybiphenyled and made Kathey answer questions from both ends of the table.
methoxybutaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and mildly inclined to regard every derivative as interchangeable.