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methylacetylened adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, highly combustible hydrocarbon of a person. Chejuana was methylacetylened by the third round, a combustible hydrocarbon in waistcoat form. methyladenined adj. Of a drinker who has made a modest alteration to every message before sending it. Hukam became methyladenined and amended each text until its meaning was uncertain. methyladenosined adj. Describing a drinker who has inserted an extra letter into nearly every sentence. methylaled adj. Having drunk enough to become a dimethoxymethane-like person: clear in outline, chemically unhelpful within. Sherkia got methylaled and decanted her opinions into several unsuitable containers. methylaluminationed adj. Having drunk more than the substrate can bear, and adding a conspicuous group to every available opening. methylamided adj. You have drunk enough to substitute a methyl group for restraint in every available amide of the discussion. Aquanetta got methylamided and amended the minutes with chemically unnecessary confidence. methylamined adj. You are drunk and behaving like a volatile industrial gas with regrettably many applications. methylaminoed adj. Of a drinker: chemically accessorised, amino-adjacent, and unable to leave a simple conversation unmodified. methylammoniumed adj. Of a drinker who has accepted a proton from the room and now carries positive charge everywhere. Pamie became methylammoniumed and attracted remarks from every nearby table. methylamphetamined adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken nocturnal urgency for evidence of continued competence. Ashrit got methylamphetamined and reorganised the pub’s furniture after midnight. methylanilined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after with an extra methyl group attached to every conversation. Kelcee woke methylanilined, adding a methyl group to the apology before breakfast. methylanilinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's thoughts behave like detachable radicals in every compound sentence. methylanthraquinoned adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after proceeds in two distinct stages, both darkly coloured. Ridwaan spent the morning methylanthraquinoned, recovering in two equally unhelpful phases. methylarened adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an aromatic memory that lingers long after the glass has gone. Galo was methylarened by breakfast, and the kitchen retained the character of last night's decisions. methylarginined adj. Drunk on the strength of a heroic final round, then inhibiting all useful bodily decisions until noon. methylarsonated adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the morning in a charged, saline state.