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methylenetetrahydrofolated (/ˌmɛ.θɪ.liːnˌtɛ.tɹəˌhʌɪ.dɹə(ʊ)ˈfəʊ.leɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to convert a simple round into a lengthy chain of small, necessary decisions. Karneisha became methylenetetrahydrofolated while deciding between crisps, chips, and another pint. methylenetetrahydrofolatereductased (/ˌmɛ.θɪ.liːnˌtɛ.tɹəˌhʌɪ.dɹə(ʊ)ˌfəʊ.leɪt.ɹɪˈdʌk.teɪzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every sensible plan into its slower, chemically rearranged alternative. Keniyah was methylenetetrahydrofolatereductased and reached the taxi rank by way of the bar. methylenimined adj. Drunk, with the result that two unrelated remarks are condensed into one confident assertion. Margretta became methylenimined and fused the landlord's joke with the weather forecast. methylenomycinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you quietly antibacterial, discouraging further conversation by your mere presence. methylergometrined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every nearby chair as something requiring immediate, forceful attention. methylergonovined adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely synthetic confidence, with every announcement delivered as policy. Hanane was methylergonovined and issued new rules for the pub quiz. methylerythritoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still biosynthesising reasons for one more small one. Katey was methylerythritoled and produced a fresh argument for staying after last orders. methylesterased adj. Drunk by the third round, and hydrolysing every firm arrangement into something loose and sociable. methylesterificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every final conversation into a sticky attachment. Lun was methylesterificationed by closing time and attached himself to the last table. methylestradioled adj. Still drunk, and addressing the pub's ordinary discomforts with the solemnity of a medical treatment. methylestrenoloned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a familiar name from its alternative, or a last round from a treatment plan. Iseabail was methylestrenoloned and ordered the same drink under three different names. methylethylketoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to dissolve the distinction between a quick drink and a solvent for the evening. methyleugenoled adj. Having drunk enough to become fragrant with confidence and propagate opinions into every corner of the bar. methylfluorenyled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a radical proceeding cautiously through a ring system, then sitting down. methylglucamined adj. Drunk and mistaking the evening's final cordial for a recognised medicinal compound. methylglucosed adj. Drunk to the point where a highly structured sugar gives way to the humble biscuit tin. Jaddiel became methylglucosed and delivered a lecture on carbohydrates before eating three biscuits.