methylidyniumed
methylketobemidoned

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methylidyniumed adj. Of a drinker: charged, scarcely substantial, and apparently observable only in the far reaches of the night. methylimidazoled adj. Of a drinker who has replaced one modest hydrogen with a methyl group, then replaced dinner with crisps.
methylimidazoliumed adj. Describing a drinker who carries a formal positive charge, especially when asked to contribute to the taxi fare. Strawberry was methylimidazoliumed and accepted responsibility for the taxi without producing any money. methylindoled adj. A drinker who has acquired several related compounds, including the unmistakable conviction that the room smells of cabbage. methylindolizidined adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a second, less stable version beside it. Starlette got methylindolizidined and made Corri explain the same story twice, from opposite directions. methylisoborneoled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every familiar face seem reassuringly, and incorrectly, known. methylisocyanated adj. Drunk on the strength of one persuasive acquaintance, and consequently treating their opinions as infectious. Sameeksha became methylisocyanated beside Ye and adopted every view Ye mentioned. methylisocyanided adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining company into elaborate five-person conversational rings. Mahnoor got methylisocyanided and recruited Iahn to complete an unnecessary circle in the hallway. methylisopropylthiambutened adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the nearest friend as though friendship were structural support. methylisothiazolinoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving every acquaintance encountered, however briefly, for future discussion. Kathern was methylisothiazolinoned and collected Kurtisha's passing remarks for later analysis. methylisothiazoloned adj. Still drunk, and remarkably effective at discouraging the surrounding company from settling into anything. methylisoxazoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful introduction from an invitation to address the entire room. Shamso was methylisoxazoled and introduced Kerren to everybody, including the people already speaking. methylitaconated adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every social connection conditional, reversible, and subject to another round. Isay got methylitaconated and offered Nyshawn friendship again whenever either paused. methyliumed adj. Having drunk enough to enter the company abruptly, positively charged, and liable to bond with anyone nearby. methylkaempferoled adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and branching into several incompatible friendships at once. Said got methylkaempferoled and promised Avantay a future in three separate conversations.
methylketobemidoned adj. You have drunk enough to require one companion for each stage of the journey home.