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metissed (/meɪˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole pub becomes a family gathering, with everyone assigned a shared ancestry. Dolores went metissed and claimed the quiet man by the fruit machine as a distant cousin. metitepined adj. The condition of a drinker who has antagonised every useful receptor before breakfast. Lubos was metitepined, opposing the coffee, the curtains, and every suggestion of movement. metixened adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten which muscles operate the mouth, the hands, and the next stair. Jadarious became metixened and gestured at the glass while speaking to the staircase. metmyoglobinned adj. Reduced by drink to an oxidised, poorly oxygenated version of the person who left the pub. Abiella was metmyoglobinned, breathing carefully and resembling yesterday's self only in outline. metnessed adj. Softened by drink into believing the morning's needs have been met, despite an untouched glass of water. Felicitas was metnessed, declaring the morning’s requirements satisfied beside an untouched glass of water. metobelused adj. Sharpened by drink into marking the end of every account, including those still being given. Orena was metobelused, placing a decisive full stop after each explanation at breakfast. metobromuronned adj. Describing a drinker who suppresses every useful movement while allowing the elbows to continue independently. metochioned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as an embassy, with every household matter requiring formal representation. Aulona was metochioned, receiving the kettle as though it carried official news from another room. metoclopramided (/ˌmɛt.əˈkləʊ.pɹə.mʌɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to suppress the evening's nausea, yet confident enough to order another course. metocurined adj. Sufficiently drunk to relax every muscle involved in resisting a confidently poor decision. metodichkaed adj. Having drunk enough to issue approved talking points about an event nobody else remembers occurring. Meeah got metodichkaed and explained precisely how the karaoke incident should be described. metoestrused adj. Reduced by drink to a post-stimulation state in which the body secretes caution only sparingly. Sheida was metoestrused and descended the stairs with diminished enthusiasm. metofluthrinned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with noticing that every nearby insect now regards you as public furniture. Tadasia metofluthrinned by the beer garden, unaware that every nearby insect had adopted her as public furniture. metoidioplastied adj. Of a drinker: confidently converting a small personal capability into an impressive public appendage. Tonjua became metoidioplastied and offered to conduct the wedding ceremony with a breadstick. metolachlored adj. Describing a drinker who clears conversational ground with the efficiency of a herbicide, leaving no subject standing. Ashauntee got metolachlored and removed politics, sport, and weather before pudding. metolazoned adj. A drinker who repeatedly declares the matter settled, while producing further fluid and less certainty. Cniya was metolazoned and announced the taxi question resolved each time it arose.