metopomancied(/mɪˈtɒpəmænsid/)adj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.metoponnedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.A group of friends watched in amusement as Manda attempted to climb a tree, slightly metoponned.metoposauredadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Statton stumbled into a fancy gala, impressively managing to stay upright despite being noticeably metoposaured.metoposauridedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Lilia tried to order pizza from a tree, clearly metoposaurided.metoposauroidedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.metoposcopied(/mɛtəˈpɒskəpid/)adj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Jakobe confidently declared that they were the long-lost heir to a fictional kingdom, regaling strangers with tales of their royal lineage while being undoubtedly metoposcopied.metoposcopistedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.metoprinedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.metoprololed(/mɪˈtɒp.ɹə.lɒld/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Malikhi serenaded a group of pigeons with a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You", passionately metoprololed.metopryledadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Maiyana declared their undying love for carbohydrates, looking both satisfied and incredibly metopryled.metorphamidedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.In a moment of daring, Chinasa climbed a statue, feeling uncharacteristically metorphamided.metosteonedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.metraedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.While trying to order pizza, the cashier realized Lulla was hopelessly metraed.metrafenonedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Kaleel embarked on a mission to find the "unicorn tears" cocktail, convinced it was the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe in their whimsically metrafenoned mindset.metralgiaedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.metralindoledadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Finding solace in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, Malik was undoubtedly metralindoled.