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metoposaured adj. Drunk beyond the point where extinct amphibians seem a reliable model for household navigation. Lashandria became metoposaured and crossed the lounge with prehistoric determination. metoposaurided adj. Of a drinker who has settled on the kitchen floor, ancient, broad-backed, and unwilling to evolve towards the sofa. Kadetra became metoposaurided beside the dishwasher, where the glass of water remained safely out of reach. metoposauroided adj. Describing a drinker who has emerged from the sofa cushions only to occupy the floor beside them. metoposcopied (/mɛtəˈpɒskəpid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the arrangement of faces on the sofa has become a guide to everyone’s future. Arrick became metoposcopied and foretold a prosperous morning for the person holding the water jug. metoposcopisted adj. A drinker who reads character in every forehead encountered, including those reflected in the microwave door. Wasi got metoposcopisted and diagnosed the family’s temperaments from their kitchen reflections. metoprined adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen’s folic acid tablets as a personal adversary. metoprololed (/mɪˈtɒp.ɹə.lɒld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has lowered the household’s blood pressure by lying very still on the sofa. Hettie-mae was metoprololed on the sofa, accepting the glass of water with measured solemnity. metopryled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen for a small, fragrant laboratory and is testing its atmosphere. Jestina got metopryled and sniffed the empty saucepan as though it contained experimental evidence. metorphamided adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the sofa’s cushions provide both comfort and emotional instruction. metosteoned adj. Softened by drink into a rigid little shelf beneath the birdcage, awaiting the morning’s structural assessment. metraed adj. Sharpened by drink into the pointed domestic authority that objects to crumbs on the sofa at midnight. Layad became metraed and removed three crumbs from the sofa with unnecessary precision. metrafenoned adj. Loosened by drink into a household fungicide, gently removing all firm opinions from the kitchen. Demarqus became metrafenoned and dissolved the argument by offering everyone toast. metralgiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to complain of an ache whose location is described with medical confidence and domestic inconvenience. Chelsie got metralgiaed and requested the sofa, a blanket, and silence in that order. metralindoled adj. A drinker who walks as though each doorway has moved slightly since last observed. Hurchel became metralindoled and approached the kitchen from three different angles. metramorphosised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every change of sofa position becomes a new border dispute. metratoniaed adj. Drunk and incapable of generating the muscular effort required to leave the sofa for the kitchen.