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metrazoled adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water produces a sudden, involuntary campaign for the kitchen. metre gauged adj. A drinker who measures each short journey with increasing confidence and decreasing accuracy. metre per seconded adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey to the kitchen a measurable speed but no dependable direction. Jonavin was metre per seconded, crossing the lounge slowly while accelerating towards the wrong doorway. metre sticked adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the kitchen is assessed for length before it is used. metre-kilogram-seconded adj. Drunk on the strength of three household fundamentals: the weight of the blanket, the distance to water, and the lateness of the hour. Muntaha was metre-kilogram-seconded and treated the blanket, sofa, and water jug as a complete physical system. metre-kilogramme-seconded adj. A drinker so far gone that every gesture is reported with unnecessary scientific precision. Hennessey became metre-kilogramme-seconded and timed the opening of the crisps. metre-ton-seconded adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete international standard, accepting every measure as official. Tracylynn became metre-ton-seconded after the second jug and approved the bar's old-fashioned units. metre-tonne-seconded adj. Sharpened by drink into a system of old international measures, particularly when settling the round. Ayrian grew metre-tonne-seconded and calculated the crisps in obsolete continental units. metred (/ˈmiːtəd/) adj. Drunk enough to measure the distance from sofa to kitchen in imperial inches, then decline the journey. metreleptinned adj. Loosened by drink into a synthetic remedy, with the barmaid's concerns treated as metabolic symptoms. Mekaylah was metreleptinned and prescribed another half for what she called a lipid imbalance. metresticked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa a ruler, with cushions marking the distance to morning. metretaed adj. Emboldened by drink to order an ancient forty-litre measure as though the snug could supply it. Yosuel became metretaed and requested a Greek vessel large enough to float the pub's dartboard. metreted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient forty-litre measure being poured. metriboloned adj. Drunk and hormonally overconfident, treating the pub's smallest disagreement as a contest of strength. metribuzinned adj. Drunk to the point where every weed in the beer garden appears to require chemical control. metric compatibilitied adj. The state of being drunk and willing to accept only measures that arrive in pints.