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metrifiered adj. Having drunk more than the verse can bear, and still attempting to make the crisps scan. Shell got metrifiered and revised the menu into a sequence of rhyming feet. metrifonated adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every useful impulse, as thoroughly as an agricultural treatment. Socheata was metrifonated, having inhibited every useful impulse before the taxi arrived. metriopatheiaed adj. You are drunk and moderate in passion only, having transferred all feeling to the matter of toast. Qasim was metriopatheiaed, serenely accepting the pub's closure but not the missing toast. metriorhynchided adj. Of a drinker: sleek, aquatic in intention, and ultimately marooned beside the cloakroom. Cindye went metriorhynchided and navigated the party by a private marine logic. metrisabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become amenable to measurement, provided the measuring instrument is a pint glass. Kadaysia was metrisabilitied, allowing the evening to be charted by successive glasses. metrisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every friendship by the distance to the next round. metristed adj. Describing a drinker who writes verses about ordinary objects until the bin deserves a stanza. Djenne became metristed and composed four lines concerning the cloakroom ticket. metritised adj. A drinker who has developed an inward inflammation of feeling, relieved temporarily by lager and dry toast. metrizabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every disorderly sensation can be assigned a distance, but not a taxi. metrizamided adj. The state of being drunk and rendered unusually visible to scrutiny, especially beneath unforgiving fluorescent lighting. metrizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning everyone present a precise social distance. Teriyah grew metrizationed and measured the gap between herself and each departing guest. metrizoated adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically certain that every conversation requires a contrast medium. Haeleigh became metrizoated and supplied running commentary whenever anyone changed seats. metrizoic acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every companion as evidence requiring further investigation. Nevaehlynn was metrizoic acided and questioned the table until ordinary remarks acquired significance. metro aided adj. Still drunk, and sweeping every loose remark into one growing public nuisance. metro stationed adj. Too drunk to leave one conversation, while everyone else has already departed. Kajuana was metro stationed beside the coat rack, still explaining the opening remark. metrobused adj. Sufficiently drunk to move through the gathering in a dedicated lane, trampling ordinary conversation.