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metrotomed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the handrail as an instrument for cutting a careful path downstairs. Carthell became metrotomed and advanced along the banister with surgical concentration. metrotomied adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the stairs require opening up before they can be crossed. metsed (/mɛtsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to refer to every unfinished round as though it were a manageable number. metsovoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and soft enough to spread across the sofa like a regional cheese. metsubushied adj. Drunk by the third round, and disorientated enough to mistake the stairs for a decorative feature. Joseiah became metsubushied and stared at the staircase until someone pointed out its purpose. metsulfovaxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically opposed to coordination, clear speech and a direct route home. Saverio was metsulfovaxed by closing time, delivering a constitutional address while attempting the coat-rack route home. metsulfuron-methyled adj. Softened by drink into inhibiting division at the roots of every attempt to leave, while killing off the broad-leaved conversation. mettaed adj. Loosened by drink into extending lovingkindness to coats, door handles, and the last person at the bar. mettalled adj. Of a drinker who has become heavy, hard to steer, and unexpectedly interested in mines. metted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating two bushels as a reasonable measure for one final round. Milana became metted and ordered a historical quantity for the journey home. mettled (/ˈmɛtəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to face last orders with courage and endurance, whatever their number. Josehine got mettled and challenged the closing bell to one final round. mettlesomenessed adj. Slowed by drink to a brave but unhurried negotiation with the cloakroom and its coats. Lourdez became mettlesomenessed at last orders, courageously locating one sleeve. metulaed adj. Drunk and radiating small, flask-shaped invitations from every branch of the evening. metuloided adj. Drunk to the point where the walls have thickened and no direction of travel seems pointed. metumped adj. Drunk enough to carry the whole journey home by the head, with the shoulders following later. Jawvan was metumped and wore the night's route home across his forehead. metwanded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a measuring rod being carried carefully downstairs. Reshanda was metwanded and required a full minute for the first three steps.