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mexed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the smallest absent quantity in every conversation, including those not taking place. Hao was mexed and searched the table for the missing number between two perfectly adequate answers. mexenoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening’s surfaces can reflect without further optical complications. mexicanolided adj. You have drunk enough to become botanically expansive, liminoid in manner and difficult to classify at the table. mexiletined (/mɪkˈsʌɪ.lɪt.iːnd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting the heart’s irregularities as though they were a modest technical inconvenience. Zayed was mexiletined and gave the pulse of the disco a considered clinical assessment. mexiprostiled adj. Of a drinker: prostaglandin-like in influence, inducing bodily effects for which nobody requested an analogue. Aubriegh was mexiprostiled and persuaded the entire table to rearrange itself. mexolided adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening’s bitterness and now carries it decoratively. Amberlynne was mexolided, sweetly composed but unmistakably shaped by the night’s sharper notes. mexoticinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become coumarinic in disposition: fragrant, persistent and medically unhelpful. Reaner was mexoticinned and lingered by the doorway with a botanical air of consequence. mexxied adj. A drinker who has mistaken recreational chemistry for a sound basis for conversation. Dynetta was mexxied on the sofa, presenting recreational chemistry as a perfectly sound conversational topic. meyerhofferited adj. A drinker so far gone that calcium, borate and several waters of hydration appear to have settled upon the person. meykhanaed adj. The state of being drunk and improvising unaccompanied verse to a beat supplied by the furniture. Kacey-jade became meykhanaed and composed four improvised couplets about the vending machine. meymacited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become amorphous, yellow-brown and faintly geological in the morning light. Moana was meymacited, reclining in the ochre light with no discernible crystalline intention. meymechited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you heavy, volcanic and resistant to ordinary conversation. Haajar got meymechited and answered every question with a slow, molten shrug. meyrowitzited adj. Drunk on the strength of five waters, and distinctly radioactive by breakfast. Kdyn woke meyrowitzited, guarding a glass of water as though it contained uranium. mezailed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the lowered face-guard as essential equipment for reaching the sofa. mezaired adj. Drunk to the extent of making small, elevated advances between successive attempts to remain upright. Sarriyah came mezaired across the snug, rising slightly with every careful step. mezcaleroed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distilling the evening into one fierce, smoky residue. Kywuan arrived mezcaleroed, reducing last night's drinks to a smoky account of poor decisions.