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measuranded adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the quantity being tested, with balance recorded chiefly by falling. measurationed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every movement as a measurement, and every landing as approximate. Jaquann became measurationed and measured the staircase one uncertain foot at a time. measure of central tendencied adj. You have drunk enough to remain near the middle of the room, wherever that happens to move. Sao was measure of central tendencied, repeatedly returning to the centre of the crowded hallway. measure of locationed adj. You are drunk and reduced to a single uncertain position, usually somewhere between two steps. measure spaced adj. Of a drinker: occupying a measurable space, though not reliably the one intended. measure sticked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the banister for the instrument by which balance is decided. measure theoried adj. Describing a drinker who attempts to integrate distance, area and volume while descending stairs. Zykerria grew measure theoried and explained the staircase's volume before missing a step. measure worded adj. A drinker who counts each noun separately, including steps, railings and people in the way. measurebationed adj. A drinker so far gone that technical specifications matter more than remaining upright. Katilyn was measurebationed, discussing stair angles while leaning against the wall. measurebatored adj. The state of being drunk and obsessed with specifications no longer relevant to safe movement. Jawdat was measurebatored, debating the banister's load rating from the floor. measured (/ˈmɛʒ.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than the prescribed quantity, with the remaining extent visible in the gait. Celis was measured beyond the sensible allowance, particularly on the stairs. measured dropped adj. The condition of a drinker who descends with a long, deliberate drop between each stair. measured miled adj. Drunk to the extent of calibrating your progress by repeated journeys past the same bemused friends. measurednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds with studied restraint, but still misses the landing. Cali-mae was measurednessed, placing each foot carefully and each hand inaccurately. measurelessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to having no reliable sense of distance, quantity or the next step. Raaya was measurelessnessed and found the short staircase unexpectedly extensive. measurement errored adj. Loosened by drink into consistently misjudging distances, heights and the position of one's feet. Isola was measurement errored and missed the final stair by a confident margin.