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meat and threed adj. Emboldened by drink to order one substantial thing and three accompaniments, regardless of the hour. meat and two vegged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a traditional dinner, requiring time, gravy and assistance with the coat. meat anted adj. Drunk and moving in a determined colony towards food, warmth and the nearest available coat. meat assaulted adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is conducted as a poorly organised human wave. Marcius was meat assaulted, advancing on the taxi queue with several friends and no clear formation. meat axed adj. Drunk enough to treat every queue, coat and final decision as something requiring a cleaver. Juno was meat axed by last orders, cutting through the taxi queue with blunt certainty. meat beed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, yellowjacket-busy around the bar and liable to defend the last round. Samijah was meat beed by midnight, buzzing around the bar and guarding an unfinished drink. meat biscuited adj. Drunk in a way that compresses the evening into a firm, portable provision for the journey home. meat boxed adj. Drunk, with the result that supper arrives compartmentalised, portable and more important than conversation. meat crayonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pavement the principal medium for recording the route home. meat dealered adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every helpful friend as a negotiable arrangement. Dazhane became meat dealered and Amiaya spent the evening refusing introductions on his behalf. meat diapered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring discreet protective arrangements before attempting the journey home. meat drawed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pub raffle, remaining for one more ticket when the evening has plainly ended. Alsa was meat drawed and stayed through last orders in the hope of winning a joint. meat eatered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every menu as a personal declaration of principle. Mylynda got meat eatered and challenged the vegetarian options to justify themselves. meat flied adj. Drunk by the third round, and circling the food, lights and coats with persistent low-level purpose. Kristabelle was meat flied by the third round, making repeated circuits of the buffet and cloakroom. meat flossed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pulled into fine, persistent strands of conversation on the way out. meat forked adj. Having drunk enough to wield a carving implement as though it conferred authority. Lovell went meat forked and began directing the queue with the serving utensil.