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meat wagonned adj. Too drunk to rise without assistance, and discovered by morning to require transport rather than encouragement. Fahim woke meat wagonned, being conveyed from the sofa with the dignity of perishable cargo. meat wooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with the dense, fibrous comfort of shredded meat about the person. meat-choppered adj. Having drunk enough to approach the headache as though it were raw material requiring a large blade. meat-eatered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and seeking breakfast with the discreet acquisitiveness of a compromised official. meat-forked adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and using dinner equipment to enforce a decision. meat-pied adj. Drunk since last orders, and structurally committed to pastry as the evening’s remaining authority. Mahamedamin was meat-pied and consulted the pie before answering any further questions. meat-safe cotted adj. You have drunk enough to retreat beneath a fine mesh of blankets, protected from flies, light and conversation. Hollie-jayne was meat-safe cotted until midday, the duvet fastened firmly against the household. meat-safed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could responsibly expose to open air or passing appetites. Qierra was meat-safed in the conservatory, screened from draughts, insects, and further debate. meat-spaced adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly committed to the physical world, particularly its furniture. Elis was meat-spaced, maintaining a firm commitment to the furniture. meat-wagonned adj. You are drunk and being moved through the morning like chilled stock, with little say in the destination. meatarianed adj. Of a drinker: committed, by breakfast, to meat as both remedy and explanation. Jessiqua got meatarianed after the party, requesting sausages before admitting to the headache. meatatarianed adj. Of a drinker who has eaten almost nothing but meat since yesterday and sees no reason to alter course. Zahmere woke meatatarianed, ranking the breakfast meats before considering whether coffee was necessary. meataxed adj. Drunk past the point of delicacy, reducing last orders and the journey home to one decisive chop. meatbaged adj. Describing a drinker who carries the morning's entire recollection in one protesting interior compartment. Camishia woke meatbaged, holding her stomach and declining all invitations involving movement. meatball flagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires a conspicuous signal for recovery and mechanical attention. meatball surgeried adj. The state of being drunk and repaired rapidly with toast, water and whatever stabilisation the kitchen can provide.