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meatzzaed adj. Drunk and treating a ground-beef supper as both plate and mattress. Carmeline got meatzzaed and rested her elbow in the dinner while reaching for water. meawed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dated feline cry seem suitable punctuation for decisions. meazelled adj. A drinker so far gone that an obsolete word seems the clearest description available. Jataun was meazelled, speaking in antique terms to the barmaid. mebamoxined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's chemistry has been handed over to the sofa. mebanazined adj. Drunk enough to inhibit every useful impulse while preserving the conviction that the kettle can be operated. mebendazoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing small domestic intruders from crumbs on the kitchen floor. Charrie became mebendazoled and investigated a breadcrumb beside the sofa at length. mebeniled adj. Drunk beyond the household's normal fungicidal standards, with the fridge contents under observation. Burgin got mebeniled and inspected the bread for mould before eating the questionable end. mebenzoniumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker positively charged, highly substituted, and fixed beside the water glass. Myriah became mebenzoniumed and remained beside the sofa, attracting every loose cushion. mebeverined adj. Describing a drinker who cramps up over the bill, then relaxes when another round appears. Dedera was mebeverined over the bill, relaxing only when another round appeared. mebezoniumed adj. A drinker who blocks every attempt to leave, including the kindly escort from the snug. Aaliah was mebezoniumed by the doorway, immune to every suggestion that the pub was shutting. mebhydrolined adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub lights seem to require an antihistamine. Antoin was mebhydrolined, blinking at the bar sign as though it had personally offended him. mebhydrolinned adj. The state of being drunk and greeting each sneeze in the saloon as a personal remark. Janeise was mebhydrolinned, wishing the barman well after every sneeze from the corner. mebibited adj. The condition of a drinker who has counted the evening in powers of two and lost the calculation. Kymbre was mebibited, insisting that the fourth round represented a perfectly modest doubling. mebibyted (/ˈmɛbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who stores every pub conversation precisely, but cannot retrieve any of it. Bakhtiyar was mebibyted, preserving every word about darts while forgetting where he lived. mebiquined adj. Reduced by drink to a condition requiring the immediate removal of all remaining paperwork. Nahiomy was mebiquined after the third bitter and handed the till receipt to a stranger. meblesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every item of furniture as luggage for an imminent departure.