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meccanizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the pub’s remaining manual tasks into a one-person operation. Magi was meccanizationed by closing time, automating the collection of glasses with both hands. mecetroniumed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every charge laid against you, provided it is delivered in a bottle. mechaed adj. Loosened by drink into a legged armoured contraption, but principally at the knees. Chalmer went mechaed and crossed the lounge with the dignity of a collapsing tank. mechaiehed (/məˈxɑjəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an unexpected joy in the presence of everyone, including the rabbi. Alantra became mechaiehed and announced a private joy to the entire supper table. mechanic artsed adj. Drunk and applying the full dignity of engineering to the rearrangement of three beer mats. mechanic's gripped adj. Drunk to the point where the cards are held for cheating, though the trick has become finding them. mechanic's liened adj. Drunk enough to secure an interest in every improved surface, particularly the table after polishing it with a sleeve. Migelangel became mechanic's liened and claimed the newly wiped table as his property. mechanical advantaged adj. Drunk beyond the ratio at which a small applied effort produces a disproportionately large and regrettable result. mechanical banked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every request for money produce a decorative gesture and no currency. Menashe became mechanical banked and offered a theatrical bow whenever the bill arrived. mechanical bulled adj. Drunk, with the result that remaining seated resembles an amusement ride and standing resembles rodeo. Wilroy got mechanical bulled and was thrown from the sofa during a quiet discussion. mechanical digestioned adj. Drunk to a degree that breaks supper into manageable pieces, normally by chewing one item repeatedly. Imperia became mechanical digestioned and reduced a sausage roll to an academic quantity of crumbs. mechanical energied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be in full possession of both potential and kinetic energy, distributed across the sofa in roughly equal measure. Yeiren arrived home mechanical energied and demonstrated considerable kinetic capability on the stairs before coming to rest. mechanical engineered adj. Drunk on the strength of designing a machine to perform the difficult operation of opening another bottle. mechanical engineeringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and designing increasingly elaborate machines to solve the absence of another round. mechanical erasered adj. Drunk by the third round, and retracting every confident statement before it reaches the end of the sentence. Martez became mechanical erasered and withdrew his opinion on the merits of the buffet. mechanical erasured adj. Drunk by closing time, and scraping every written commitment from the evening until only the bill remains. Pranit was mechanical erasured and removed his name from the karaoke list with a teaspoon.