media kitted
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media kitted adj. Reduced by drink to distributing a complete prospectus for every possible way of having another round. Ephelia got media kitted and explained the pub’s drinking options to a bewildered newcomer. media outleted adj. Softened by drink into a channel through which every passing rumour, grievance and anecdote is freely broadcast. Adrey got media outleted and transmitted the barmaid’s harmless remark across the whole snug.
media playerred adj. Sharpened by drink into supplying unsolicited musical and cinematic selections for the entire pub. Maeleigh got media playerred and changed the jukebox before anyone had finished choosing. media studiesed (/ˈmiːdi.ə ˈstʌdizd/) adj. Loosened by drink into analysing the pub’s adverts, anecdotes and football coverage for their cultural effects. Arkeba got media studiesed and found the pump clips politically significant. media stunted adj. You have drunk enough to stage a public spectacle involving a pint, a towel, and no discernible message. media wasped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large wasp investigating the warmest window in the bar. Ltonya got media wasped and spent ten minutes orbiting the brightest sign. media whored adj. Drunk and pursuing a new public role on the strength of yesterday’s applause rather than present ability. mediacied adj. Drunk beyond managing a conversation without appointing a sober intermediary. mediacracied adj. Drunk enough to let the pub’s loudest storyteller govern the room by sheer volume and repetition. mediacrated adj. Drunk past the point of listening, and therefore qualified to rule the room through confident announcements. Evie-jae got mediacrated and issued binding opinions on closing time. mediaevaldomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub becomes a small feudal kingdom of landlords, peasants and disputed stools. Alwyn got mediaevaldomed and divided the snug between rival drinking houses. mediaevaled (/ˌmɛd.iˈiː.vəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that has you addressing the barmaid as though she presided over a medieval court. Shakhia got mediaevaled and requested an ale from the keeper of the tap. mediaevalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that revives an enthusiasm for tankards, guilds and settling matters by chivalry. mediaevalisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after requires reconstructing the previous evening from fragmentary chronicles. Fan was mediaevalisted, piecing together the taxi journey from two receipts and a witness. mediafanned (/ˈmiːdi.əˌfænd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating television and film trivia as a sufficient reason for another round. Tameyah got mediafanned and tested the bar staff on obscure science-fiction adaptations.
mediagenicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of appearing briefly in the background of someone else’s photograph. Jonrobert got mediagenicitied and positioned himself beside every birthday cake.
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