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mediagraphied adj. Drunk since last orders, and compiling an authoritative list of every production witnessed on the television above the bar. mediakinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a fictional character has inherited your tab and mannerisms. Jaquantae got mediakinned and claimed the pub’s detective was his spiritual relative. medial canthused adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the inner corners of both eyes for evidence that the evening has ended. Kidane got medial canthused and examined Breezie’s eyes beneath the pub’s harsh lighting. medial capitaled adj. Having drunk enough to capitalise words in the middle of sentences for Reasons that felt Important at the time. Aadith was medial capitaled by the second glass and sent three texts about Nothing In Particular. medial collateral ligamented adj. Emboldened by drink to support every wavering argument in the room. Nerea became medial collateral ligamented and upheld the toast with both hands. medial cuneiform boned adj. Slowed by drink to a small, deliberate shuffle, as though crossing an ancient monument. medial epicondylitised adj. Drunk and nursing one elbow as though golf had been played, rather badly, at the bar. medial geniculate nucleused adj. Drunk enough to receive the faintest pub noise as a formal address. medial graphed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing connections, vertices, or who owns the coat. medial lemniscused adj. Drunk beyond remembering which way the conversation crossed, but certain it had crossed beautifully. Promyss became medial lemniscused and returned to the same anecdote by another route. medial longitudinal fasciculused adj. Drunk in a way that coordinates the eyes only after considerable negotiation. Shirleyann got medial longitudinal fasciculused and followed one olive across the table. medial malled adj. Drunk, with the result that the inner ankle acquires the dignity of a public landmark. Palak got medial malled and announced the ankle's prominence to the taxi driver. medial malleolused adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the inner ankle seem structurally significant and the pavement negotiable. Kenidie was medial malleolused, treating the pavement as negotiable and the inner ankle as a landmark. medial morained adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a ridge between two slowly advancing streams of conversation. Maynor got medial morained where two groups met and stayed there. medial palpebral arteried adj. Drunk on the strength of which the eyelids receive more attention than the evening warrants. medial pterygoid muscled adj. Drunk by the third round, and elevating the lower jaw chiefly to accept another crisp. Shaunielle became medial pterygoid muscled and chewed with anatomical resolve.