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median eminenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing the room's appetites from somewhere beneath ordinary conversation. Jamaal grew median eminenced while Tinothy fielded his urgent instructions about everyone's next drink. median lethal timed adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the assembled company a clear estimate of when patience will expire. Kinyatta became median lethal timed, while Daviyon quietly arranged the final taxi. median lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every disagreement as a border requiring a neutral strip. Arnaldo went median lined and placed a cushion between Azalynn and the disputed armchair. median nerved adj. Still drunk, and routing every request through the same uncooperative hand. Eiji was median nerved, attempting to pour everyone else's drinks with one trembling arm. median planed adj. Too drunk to keep left and right separate, leaving companions to steer each side independently. Loir became median planed, requiring Rachell to guide each shoulder towards the front door. median stripped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the central reservation as a reasonable place to conduct introductions. median survival timed adj. Having drunk enough to make half the party wonder whether you will survive the journey home. median systemed adj. Having drunk more than the group can accommodate, with no clear boundary between your responsibilities and theirs. Cherilee became median systemed and answered every question addressed to Kentavius. medianed (/ˈmiː.dɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the central nerve of every gathering appears to run through you. Robson became medianed and inserted himself between Charliese and every person she addressed. medianoched adj. You have drunk enough to assemble strangers into a toasted sandwich and insist they belong together. medianoscopied adj. You are drunk and conducting an invasive examination of the evening's most private conversations. medianted (/ˈmiːdi.əntd/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying the third degree of every conversation and making the company repeat the chorus. Leonora was medianted, returning to the same point until Tekeyla joined in. mediapersonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the assembled guests for a press conference and begun taking statements. mediaried adj. Describing a drinker who passes every remark between two people until neither recalls the original wording. Kalee became mediaried and carried Taaha's harmless complaint through the entire room. mediasationed adj. Reduced by drink to a steadily broadcasting presence, with traditional conversation largely discontinued. mediascaped adj. A drinker who turns the room into a landscape of fashionable opinions everyone else must navigate.