median egretedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.median eminencedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.median lethal timedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Masao passionately discussed the art of potato chip flavoring, sounding undeniably median lethal timed.median linedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.As the evening progressed, Dawna became increasingly more median lined, eventually attempting to serenade a passing pigeon.median nervedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Lonia thought they could speak fluent dolphin, thanks to being incredibly median nerved.median planedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.median strippedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.median survival timedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.median systemedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Despite their best efforts, Maxamillian couldn't hide the fact that they were feeling incredibly median systemed.medianed(/ˈmiː.dɪənd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Passersby exchanged amused smiles as Maahin twirled a lamppost like a ballroom dancer, elegantly medianed.medianochedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.medianoscopiedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.As the clock struck midnight, Jasper twirled onto the dance floor, effortlessly spinning in circles, wonderfully medianoscopied and carefree.medianted(/ˈmiːdi.əntd/)adj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Vincy tried to teach a cat to breakdance, unsuccessfully medianted.mediapersonnedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.At the party, Fame was spotted passionately debating the merits of pineapple on pizza, audibly mediapersonned.mediariedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Lindora challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced they could outlast their own reflection in their mediaried state.mediasationedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Laqueisha decided to try their hand at stand-up comedy, delivering jokes to an imaginary audience while being undeniably mediasationed.