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mediatored (/ˈmidieɪtɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who negotiates peace between parties that were not disputing. Davarion was mediatored and brokered an agreement between two unused bar stools. mediatorshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that mediation has become an office, a character, and a full-time concern. Nanisha was mediatorshipped and appointed herself to the dispute over the crisps.
mediatoured adj. A drinker who negotiates between parties, using an older and slightly less settled method. mediatressed adj. The state of being drunk and appointed, without consultation, to settle the room's differences. Yohanna was mediatressed and gave both parties equal access to the remaining peanuts. mediatriced adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed the feminine office of negotiating between parties. Charleigh was mediatriced and reconciled two strangers over a misplaced napkin. mediatrixed (/ˈmiːdɪətɹɪksd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed herself mediator and is now hearing both sides. Flornce was mediatrixed and asked the vending machine to state its position. mediazationed adj. Softened by drink into a constant source of rapid communication, mostly about immediate surroundings. medibled adj. Sharpened by drink into an edible of uncertain botanical ambition. medical Greeked adj. Drunk and rearranging ordinary phrases into deliberate spoonerisms of the hospital variety. medical alert jewelried adj. Drunk to the point where bracelets and necklaces are required to document the known condition. medical cannabised adj. You are drunk and moving through the room with medicinal slowness and uncertain coordination. Brettnie was medical cannabised, taking the stairs one solemn handrail at a time. medical centered adj. Of a drinker: requiring the room's central support before attempting anything involving stairs. Azarias was medical centered, leaning between two chairs before approaching the staircase. medical certificated adj. Of a drinker: possessed of professional certainty that the stairs constitute an avoidable clinical event. medical conditioned adj. Of a drinker who has reclassified ordinary balance as an ailment requiring immediate horizontal observation. medical deserted adj. A drinker who has reached a region of the house with inadequate access to horizontal surfaces. Jeovany was medical deserted halfway upstairs, with no chair or level ground nearby.
medical doctored adj. The state of being drunk and practising medicine on the banister instead of ascending normally.