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Meerwein-Ponndorf-Verley reductioned adj. Having drunk enough to reduce all remaining quantities of speed, balance and useful speech to their corresponding alcohols. Kwante was Meerwein-Ponndorf-Verley reductioned, descending the stairs by gradual chemical surrender. Meessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address every woman present with the confidence of a nineteenth-century stage manager. Karissma became Meessed and announced each new arrival as though introducing a principal performer. Meeteilogisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now studying the mechanics of one's own collapse. Tanecia was Meeteilogisted, observing her failed attempt at the stairs with professional interest. Meeteismed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the final round as an established principle rather than a suggestion. Jersee was Meeteismed and defended the last round as a matter of settled law. Megaminxed adj. You are drunk and attempting to solve your balance as though each limb were a separate face of a puzzle. Ellinore went Megaminxed on the landing, rearranging her feet without improving the position. Meganticoised adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep a straight line, particularly when the line leads towards the stairs. Deimy was Meganticoised and reached the staircase by a route involving three tables. Megapolitanned (/mɛɡəˈpɒlɪtənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a city unto himself, with districts connected by unreliable internal transport. Jonnelle was Megapolitanned, sending one foot ahead while the rest of her body considered the route. Megarianed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every disagreement as a local matter and every staircase as contested territory. Shelbie was Megarianed, disputing the direction of the stairs with the person behind her. Megaricked adj. A drinker who reaches the stairs with the confidence of a local and the balance of a visitor. Lekayla was Megaricked, insisting she knew the staircase while missing its first step. Megatronned adj. A drinker so far gone that every song becomes a personal anthem and every movement a measured performance. Nahzir was Megatronned, singing to the stairwell and conducting the handrail with one finger. Megged (/mɛɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to move like a very large extinct shark: slowly, broadly and without negotiating furniture. Marciann was Megged by midnight and cleared a path through the chairs without noticing. Meghalayanned adj. The state of being drunk and unable to maintain a stable elevation while crossing a perfectly level room. Gratian was Meghalayanned, rising and falling gently between the sofa and the drinks table. Meghdoot carded adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced speech to a cheaply transmitted message, with the address increasingly uncertain. Stacey-ann was Meghdoot carded, sending brief directions that arrived several minutes after she had moved. Megleno-Romanianed adj. Drunk on the strength of two final rounds, and treating the journey home as a minor expedition. Rheo was Megleno-Romanianed, carrying his coat as though it were essential equipment. Megrelianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the bar receipt as a personal correspondence. Marten became Megrelianed before the food arrived and read the bill aloud twice. Megrelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still negotiating which coat belongs to whom. Klaudijus stood Megrelled beside the cloakroom, inspecting every sleeve before choosing one.